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2026-01-08 13:23:58 UTC

gillian on Nostr: as more zaps come in i start shouting: FOOLISH! into the microphone i throw my cape ...

as more zaps come in i start shouting: FOOLISH! into the microphone

i throw my cape off my shoulders in a flourish as the QR code morphs into Big Brother's face and then fades

text appears on the screen

oh no

is this a powerpoint?

i say: never scan a public qr code. scammers can place malicious codes to redirect you to fake websites for phishing (stealing info) or to download malware

a few people in the audience start to groan

for they know what is coming and what they are in for

for 'tis i, síso

and every zapper failed the security test
Imagine this: You're on stage. A QR code appears on the screen behind you. Someone in the audience scans it and zaps you 100,000 sats. The screen explodes with an animation: their name, their avatar, spinning letters spelling "TOP ZAP." The audience sees it. More zaps come in.