BitcoinBengals on Nostr: 🚨 INCIDENT REPORT 🚨 TODAY AT 15:45 HOURS, MOM WAS PERMITTED TO UTILIZE THE ...
🚨 INCIDENT REPORT 🚨
TODAY AT 15:45 HOURS, MOM WAS PERMITTED TO UTILIZE THE BATHROOM FOR 20 SECONDS UNACCOMPANIED.
HEAD CAT (SNOTS) RECTIFIED THIS MISTAKE IMMEDIATELY AND MADE UP FOR THE LACK OF SUPERVISION BY CRAZYMAKING IN THE FORM OF SNEAKING UP BEHIND MOM AND LETTING OUT AN EAR PIERCING MEOW.
MOM WAS SUBSEQUENTLY FRIGHTENED INTO SUBMISSION.
ALL IS WELL. CAT LICENSE DEFENDED. 🫡
WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN! WE ACKNOWLEDGE ALL HUMANS MUST NEVER BE PERMITTED TO USE THE TOILET ALONE!!!!
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2024-12-12 22:49:49 UTCEvent JSON
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