corndalorian
cornhole

Pardon me while I try to retrieve my eyeballs from rolling back so far 🙄
https://blossom.primal.net/f057c55b8c3ebd12ca091f40b15610552eea418ba703f73cbbd9221e305e62c4.jpg
#nevent1q…p8de

2025-07-31 10:53:27 GMT

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2025-07-30 14:53:02 GMT

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Here are a few 😂🫡
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2025-07-30 00:53:31 GMT

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2025-07-28 18:07:51 GMT

Access to technology doesn’t hurt kids. Lack of good parenting does. Laws such as UK’s online safety act are less about the state’s desire to protect children, and more about state’s desire to replace you as your child’s parent.

2025-07-28 12:20:32 GMT

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You think that’s the real Noshole you’re talking to?
https://blossom.primal.net/b73763d4ae361e5fbbd34de7428ce7bd55df5c30cde821cec2f8e8b009b566bd.jpg
#nevent1q…uyp9

2025-07-28 01:28:45 GMT

Nostr tonight
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2025-07-28 01:20:30 GMT

This is nostr 🤣
https://i.nostr.build/51ES89PmRJE5m2ed.jpg

2025-07-28 01:10:14 GMT

Look at all those @nprofile…g8g4
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2025-07-28 01:02:38 GMT

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2025-07-28 00:28:16 GMT

They don’t know I’m zapping people with @nprofile…mcdc profile pics.

2025-07-28 00:01:24 GMT

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Change your pfp. Be a noshole
#nevent1q…3m6j

2025-07-27 14:48:27 GMT

https://i.nostr.build/ywoygd4IucZjV9E4.jpg

2025-07-27 13:20:01 GMT

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A little known fact about me 👇 Your Earth company “Lego” used my people’s physiology in its product designs after their scientists discovered one of our ancient ships crashed on your planet. We considered taking intergalactic legal action, but realized that this would make it easier for our people to hide among you in plain sight. 💫
#nevent1q…36m9

2025-07-27 12:59:35 GMT

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I am a 300-year old warrior from the planet Corndalore.

2025-07-27 12:52:26 GMT

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2025-07-26 20:32:40 GMT

You can just mute.

2025-07-26 19:43:56 GMT

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2025-07-26 16:25:46 GMT

Hey guess which airline I won’t be flying. Probably all of them when they start copying this approach.
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2025-07-26 15:16:24 GMT

It’s simple 💜
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2025-07-26 11:52:58 GMT

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And you even pronounce it correctly 😎

2025-07-26 11:43:47 GMT

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2025-07-26 01:59:26 GMT

Lmfao
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2025-07-26 00:57:42 GMT

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Ngl these guys are starting to grow on me 👀
#nevent1q…3lkj

2025-07-26 00:18:12 GMT

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What, WHAT? 👀
#nevent1q…vlhj

2025-07-25 23:37:29 GMT

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2025-07-25 23:07:51 GMT

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2025-07-25 19:30:51 GMT

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2025-07-25 17:10:28 GMT

Legacy social media is nothing short of extortion against artists
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2025-07-25 16:21:49 GMT

A lotta midwits out there 😂
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2025-07-25 16:04:51 GMT

Can we stop this trend? It’s overdone.
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2025-07-25 11:15:57 GMT

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2025-07-25 01:19:27 GMT

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2025-07-24 22:13:46 GMT

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2025-07-24 18:48:46 GMT

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2025-07-24 14:12:34 GMT

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2025-07-23 23:54:04 GMT

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2025-07-23 22:44:40 GMT

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2025-07-22 22:23:54 GMT

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See, you have to pay for purple so you can get on the TestFlight and then it still won’t work.

2025-07-22 20:57:30 GMT

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2025-07-22 19:35:41 GMT

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2025-07-22 14:35:31 GMT

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2025-07-22 11:05:46 GMT

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2025-07-21 23:45:12 GMT

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2025-07-21 22:20:17 GMT

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/k9P1TIz7VuwAAAAd/dumb-and-dumber-scooter.gif

2025-07-21 19:48:16 GMT

Nostr is my favorite social network I’ve ever used. I love so much about it here, not least of which are the other people using it who value a better future online than the legacy centralized platforms give us. Its openness allows anyone to easily communicate and send/receive payments, instantly anywhere in the world, with no KYC necessary. It is truly incredible. That same openness also makes it a really appealing and easy target for scammers who want to take advantage of legitimate users. I will never apologize for calling out bullshit scammy behavior when I see it.

2025-07-21 17:52:12 GMT

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Don’t give up. Launch a Grok-style Ani AI companion on nostr and charge zaps to interact with her 😂

2025-07-21 17:18:52 GMT

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2025-07-21 16:14:51 GMT

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Also… 😂
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#nevent1q…q83w

2025-07-21 15:50:21 GMT

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2025-07-20 17:25:18 GMT

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Oh shi….. 👀🫣
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2025-07-20 14:48:53 GMT

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Don’t worry boo. She means nothing to me, I swear.
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2025-07-20 14:23:15 GMT

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Shouldn’t we consult @nprofile…6hry on this?

2025-07-20 14:15:23 GMT

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🤣🫂 Only love for Uncle

2025-07-20 13:46:55 GMT

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/EYPJjOVJOHYAAAAC/inception-deeper.gif

2025-07-20 13:23:50 GMT

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You can just tip a musician on nostr
#nevent1q…ejh6

2025-07-20 13:04:27 GMT

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2025-07-20 12:45:52 GMT

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🤣🤣🤣

2025-07-20 12:43:57 GMT

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Vibe coding is the WNBA of coding
#nevent1q…0gtc

2025-07-20 12:42:41 GMT

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Some will. Many won’t. I like to say money doesn’t change a person, it reveals them.

2025-07-20 12:40:27 GMT

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2025-07-19 22:11:59 GMT

Zaps are so hot right now 🔥
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2025-07-19 11:59:30 GMT

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2025-07-19 00:42:35 GMT

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2025-07-18 13:26:00 GMT

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2025-07-18 12:40:22 GMT

Clocking in for work at The Nostr. Gm everyone ☕️
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2025-07-17 23:06:57 GMT

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2025-07-17 19:39:53 GMT

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What do they know anyway? 💜🫡
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2025-07-17 15:38:53 GMT

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2025-07-17 12:44:10 GMT

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2025-07-17 11:24:33 GMT

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2025-07-16 23:02:08 GMT

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2025-07-16 17:24:29 GMT

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2025-07-16 15:58:41 GMT

Save in bitcoin
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2025-07-16 15:57:32 GMT

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Did you sign into Whitenoise? I saw someone post that it nukes your relay list.

2025-07-16 11:45:12 GMT

Gm ☕️
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2025-07-16 01:28:51 GMT

👀
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2025-07-16 01:13:29 GMT

🤣
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2025-07-15 17:43:09 GMT

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2025-07-15 15:03:16 GMT

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Oh and memes… I did it because nostr didn’t have memes and needed them.
#nevent1q…vu22

2025-07-15 14:56:33 GMT

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2025-07-15 14:08:43 GMT

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2025-07-15 13:56:04 GMT

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I did it because I hate using apps with good UX
#nevent1q…wg2p

2025-07-14 20:17:33 GMT

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2025-07-14 19:47:24 GMT

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2025-07-14 14:17:20 GMT

Showing up on nostr announcing you’ve quit 𝕏 yet again like it’s a fashion statement gets old. Why quit if you’re just gonna go back when you start to miss the engagement? 😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/VChlC39DQWIAAAAC/xuxi.gif

2025-07-13 22:33:50 GMT

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2025-07-13 15:22:48 GMT

I have to grown to love using nostr over the course of the past 2.5 years. I genuinely enjoy it. If Pubiky or any other competing protocol is to replace/surpass it, they have to give me an experience I enjoy more than nostr, and functions better for my needs. How is that possible if there are no apps for me to even try? You can’t argue and order me to like some app that might get released.

2025-07-13 12:44:40 GMT

This bitch out here competing for attention from bitcoiners and doesn’t even know how to zap. Lmfao ngmi
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2025-07-13 11:21:43 GMT

He has me muted so he doesn’t even get to see these masterpieces I make. 😂
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2025-07-12 21:46:26 GMT

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2025-07-12 20:21:37 GMT

You know nostr is winning when its haters spend all day posting here instead of their own “superior” app that no one can even use. 😂

2025-07-12 15:21:31 GMT

How is it so hard to understand that people here simply like nostr, and that you can’t force anyone to like something you made just because you say it is “better? User culture and adoption don’t care about claims of technical superiority. 😂

2025-07-12 14:51:29 GMT

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2025-07-11 20:04:03 GMT

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2025-07-11 17:01:24 GMT

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2025-07-11 16:04:50 GMT

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🤣 it’s a funny meme tho so I can’t blame him for sharing it. That’s what memes are for after all 😂

2025-07-11 15:32:32 GMT

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Posting stolen memes isn’t that impressive 🤷‍♂️😂
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