corndalorian

Memer. Overthinker. Nostr.

Public Key

npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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Last Notes

2026-07-02 14:43:53 UTC

Results are in. Believe it or not, people don’t want to see only you in their nostr feed 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/cc277d836b154ff3ec8b7159bb60bc6c7df264c6ac177f8269d079c454512c54.jpg

2026-06-19 19:37:52 UTC

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As much as I dislike reactions, I tend to agree 😂 Single digit zaps are such a waste in every way. Wasted sats fees, wasted utilization of lightning network HTLCs, wasted extra events on Nostr relays.

2026-06-19 19:26:05 UTC

Single-digit zappers, do you guys realize how absolutely rekt you’re getting on fees per zap you send? 😂

2026-06-19 12:09:00 UTC

All coffee tastes the same.
https://blossom.primal.net/f484c0d25a3b894d7a851f7ec75f937bfb5d273a7e4df74f3e0d07075fe7a75e.jpg

2026-06-19 00:08:23 UTC

Shitposts are a litmus test.

2026-06-17 10:03:39 UTC

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1.35 GB per emoji 😂

2026-06-15 18:44:33 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3aa5341a9b4ba26c58b8b188dc82d3e85ed8286589e9a119b9a6e3f4b04fb805.png

2026-06-14 02:31:36 UTC

Sometimes I wonder how many Nostr users might be out there connected only to some local relay
https://blossom.primal.net/20d38d18d9e835f802cfdc909247309915f328e1755a4000ca9f2941f5be7624.jpg

2026-06-12 13:41:45 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/a293cf81a4928faf3d790864e47d4be300c72d0ea94b968eac4d91632e3ea86e.jpg

2026-06-11 11:58:28 UTC

Anyone else get a visceral reaction when they see a post from a “mostr.pub” user? I actively refuse to interact with fake Nostr content.

2026-06-11 02:51:58 UTC

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I wonder how many clients limited this behavior because of @nprofile…skwu ‘s hell threads 🤣

2026-06-11 02:45:29 UTC

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Try Nostur
https://blossom.primal.net/07e7cfa701ffbdd760bf00fcbbb262d5ebd5b520f97f9582ad63a057102b659d.gif

2026-06-10 15:03:16 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/eff95de682dc9bac94d6770a060e233f9584ca0dda594fc01ab58d4d652aba16.jpg

2026-06-10 13:56:10 UTC

Go back to X so you don’t miss important totally factual and not-at-all-embellished-for-engagement updates like this 😑
https://blossom.primal.net/c459acf9f920665fa556e6f5deb6cb2b3bdf61eb7fd9db344219b4668e7a96ce.jpg

2026-06-09 21:47:18 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/b7b0d0e8cc6489ddad03d7aa537d7a721951baeb6824b8e924a5d2a366f83e89.gif

2026-06-09 17:40:32 UTC

WISP IS SHADOWBANNING REPLIES FROM YOUR MAIN FEED!!!
https://blossom.primal.net/44343119c65dd2e44427b8367d149c19d92cc648e2a06df4c20041c1d5cf92b2.gif

2026-06-09 14:27:27 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c0c54f81000004c6daed1d0af09924d3c328dff2ecb3bf4454ef9d0789c01ada.jpg

2026-06-09 14:14:43 UTC

Back to 100 pushups a day 🚀

2026-06-09 13:54:25 UTC

Only on Nostr can you be shadowbanned and everyone still see your posts 😂

2026-06-09 13:24:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/577878344ffe91a851b530d9ed480ff526415929356e4753dd6610279df8f404.jpg

2026-06-09 11:08:24 UTC

The mental gymnastics some Nostr users go through to justify their hate for Primal 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/da6b571af93074ecc33f0c2a2dc755a0d5f469242a993f21ece671eb3c3b435a.gif

2026-06-08 03:57:19 UTC

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Personally I prefer streaming uncompressed 4K HDR videos on endless loop via my mobile data connection. Seems pretty consistent there across Nostr 😭😂

2026-06-06 21:25:26 UTC

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Even primal uses a lot compared to other social apps. I suspect uncompressed video is a huge problem. TikTok is ALL video content and I use it a lot and it uses far less data than any of my nostr clients.

2026-06-06 21:15:09 UTC

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In terms of data usage? All nostr clients are pretty bad on this front.

2026-06-06 18:55:59 UTC

I reset my mobile data stats just 2 days ago. Installed Wisp this morning 😅
https://blossom.primal.net/97f1592accfef53f979564c110d35cde9b9a1b5d438579895792b228c2fcf99d.jpg

2026-06-04 18:39:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/ea19f5f5bdaf2856dea867678a61ae74d735f3dbee62ec061bbcf0ab6d3a84ff.jpg
#nevent1q…k48u

2026-06-04 02:18:35 UTC

It’s only money.

2026-05-31 16:49:45 UTC

Primal needs better haters. It’s just the same tired comment over and over 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/d0d82e11880bad81e3973f27b8a650a13939d9e38364602580b2ec90136b628c.jpg

2026-05-31 13:41:34 UTC

Primal is a great nostr app among other great nostr apps. The hate against them is manufactured and “old hat” at this point. Use the apps you like, and don’t use the ones you dislike. 🚀

2026-05-29 18:54:31 UTC

😂
https://blossom.primal.net/21fe26845cb5897fbb4c874e0e8525a8f5a056dc338e618744c6da60480e9d53.jpg

2026-05-27 18:13:46 UTC

Wtf is a Pubky? 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/c8c40be0510bdc10a893cb3d12e125b90ecb3872f98e357520cbd9f2f49f1ccb.gif

2026-05-26 13:52:27 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d7535f1a471503881c6005cc6431b58556152ec42066ee2f9087c1ca17e5d8fb.jpg

2026-05-26 02:52:49 UTC

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The lightning network is severely underrated.
#nevent1q…2lps

2026-05-26 02:33:30 UTC

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Nostr zaps are far and away superior to other platforms’ tipping mechanisms because of the openness and interoperability enabled by the lightning network. It allows Nostr users to instantly send payments globally to literally anyone with a connected wallet. Legacy platforms can’t begin to compete with that with their existing payment/tipping systems.

2026-05-25 23:18:07 UTC

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Haha 😂🫂 To add some rough numbers into the conversation, generally about 1% of users on social media create new content, 9% engage with content, and 90% are lurkers/content consumers. However when it comes to direct tipping, something like 40% of users engage in tipping creators. Often it’s in live stream settings. Gamified tipping interfaces see more use, which explains why live streams see a lot of it. I think it also explains partly why zapping has appeal here. There is a sort of gamification surrounding it, as you have zap comments, top zaps, etc. I’m very optimistic about the future of artists and V4V here if clients continue giving creators more meaningful ways to publish content, engage with audiences, and make zapping as frictionless as possible.

2026-05-25 19:20:00 UTC

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I don’t fully agree there. Many users participate in V4V on other social platforms, it just isn’t called that, and isn’t as direct and open of a system as it is on Nostr. On TikTok and YouTube for instance, the platform enables viewers of live streams to directly tip/gift items to the streamers. That is V4V, but it usually comes with restrictions on who is eligible to participate and involves fiat or some form of platform-specific tipping system, all KYC’d. Nostr takes that idea and opens it to anyone who is willing to attach a lightning address to their profile. Nostr also expands it beyond live streams to every post can receive tips/gifts. The key is that those platforms have content and creators that keep people coming back. They have that because they build tools that allow creators to grow and engage with their audiences. They build those tools because they understand how crucial content is to their business of advertising. Nostr clients are not in the business of advertising, and so they fail to understand just how important content and creators are.

2026-05-25 17:13:30 UTC

“You’ve changed bro.”
Me:
https://blossom.primal.net/3efa96f28b2fdec02bb5c556ae8cdce270205e312429b736e78575604649babc.gif

2026-05-21 12:54:23 UTC

Lol I love this meme template 😂
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2026-05-21 11:55:34 UTC

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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there 😂
#nevent1q…vgu4

2026-05-21 11:54:01 UTC

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The meme is that Damus is still sitting at the start line with no one in the driver seat

2026-05-20 20:30:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d55a33e8201ee4bab0933f1f2230bc9d38a74d69f7269a86960ba81f1b006da5.jpg

2026-05-17 17:46:45 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/efa985f4f6824a55224e58f0419b22c90c5003d1d639ef67d9d2a8606ca02af7.jpg

2026-05-17 02:37:55 UTC

“I WOULD NEVER SEND AN ONCHAIN ZAP, ZOMGGGGGRFGHLRGFL….”
— some fucktwat who can only afford single digit zaps anyway

2026-05-16 22:16:34 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/348a17a70a0d54c939cf6813f23ebeaf5ae1b0487044377b2e3b455e35771a9e.jpg
#nevent1q…xl4s

2026-05-14 17:52:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1af9fbe913b198c16982c5ce890fc421d72cd13d91c038a0a03e6b61eff73b2c.jpg

2026-05-13 19:33:09 UTC

RIP UK 🇬🇧
https://blossom.primal.net/208969bbf3dba90540a577963d4b35f7ae734ed27a9716c99e81108b4b63298f.mov

2026-05-13 13:01:59 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d0f29865423b666deaf3b96fdbe69567ae8f0ca4d957400049311c5dd74a7f4c.mp4

2026-05-11 23:44:38 UTC

A tale (or story, perhaps) of 2 polls 😂 I ran both these polls yesterday and the results are humorous.
https://blossom.primal.net/b5930efc3bf93ba579b2fc6916ffb6798091118e259b9c98e191f69c2fd6cd28.jpg

2026-05-11 16:33:41 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/b024dad66f2d1652e9b16253698227a89be2e4c06ca6c070fb776e721eedca79.jpg
#nevent1q…5q8u

2026-05-07 22:59:40 UTC

I’m old enough to remember when we called them poor 😎🤣
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2026-05-07 15:07:51 UTC

New version just dropped 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/9600b71295b9d2e3ed8c4838ba54b5fdfc2ce61551055cd2730eec583c83c259.jpg

2026-05-07 01:47:35 UTC

Nothing stops this train, especially not the struggle bus 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/2ca34f82cbbea485a18c0adacae600ef96883c8492582312fdbe0ae8ad036d73.png

2026-05-06 12:36:41 UTC

TIL about the 1-9-90 rule, which states that in general only 1% of internet users actively create and post new content, 9% contribute occasionally, and 90% are lurkers consuming content. Do you think this remains true for nostr?
https://blossom.primal.net/35d22f8dc2d668d2640257809b7846a037166549a517c4692139f83ba56128e0.jpg

2026-04-30 11:54:21 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/fd5f3112b8f8de4ff7673753fc269531d402739898520d61f2a09cd7b519d7f0.jpg

2026-04-28 14:39:26 UTC

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Yes. I curate my follows regularly to get rid of inactive npubs and crybabies.

2026-04-28 14:20:05 UTC

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My feed is so dead I may have to start unmuting people 😂
#nevent1q…vlzw

2026-04-28 13:42:07 UTC

Nostr whenever there’s a bitcoin conference
https://blossom.primal.net/31506d4fcb838508ca88f826e8d2361f83378c6fa8a2d68570617cac6d4e7a72.gif

2026-04-28 13:24:46 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/0c86dc95bb351b4259e3f5d341662b8ce8b86ae7d3ac803e9a10546b1db83611.jpg

2026-04-27 20:21:41 UTC

Few
https://blossom.primal.net/2fb2d53c1cb95b6e8707623577d584461df0bfae77b64a250c96d416468a406c.jpg

2026-04-27 19:51:49 UTC

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Bitcoin is money 👀
#nevent1q…dz9r

2026-04-27 15:35:06 UTC

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Which of those options above will facilitate that?

2026-04-27 13:04:38 UTC

There is no such thing as half a sandwich.

2026-04-26 15:22:58 UTC

As time goes by, I find myself more and more interested in people that use Bitcoin and Nostr as practical tools for freedom, and not at all interested in people that roll up their entire identity in “being a bitcoiner or nostr user.” Anyone else?

2026-04-23 13:15:56 UTC

😭
https://blossom.primal.net/15f2631ad48a948ac24325bde17f082da0c37698aa9bec435f2121fa6e821c0e.png

2026-04-23 11:10:15 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d89725cf7f8ee0c14eb6fbac5633a44820d6d58e2914c655e7821a64837f02b5.png

2026-04-22 14:24:44 UTC

What are you waiting for? Post something 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/101c9365a24a926f2a67a119331788d2d34242f9d68e7ded93652f2a46ffa46e.jpg

2026-04-21 21:25:25 UTC

Yea, that’s gonna be a hard FUCK-NO 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/2d5b55f4711695da0fa8d5a2ecc40922f1dc289d8ab85ace5503974ce8ae25fb.jpg

2026-04-21 11:44:14 UTC

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Blocked

2026-04-21 11:43:32 UTC

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Bitch you pay me
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2026-04-21 11:42:35 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/bf25be048a1d0f860ceecfab80fdfbacea3fdb45389caf764df290a10d2dc93f.gif

2026-04-21 11:40:58 UTC

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Lol 🤣

2026-04-19 18:56:09 UTC

How it feels being me
https://blossom.primal.net/73e00dbd48b3b006dc23f5995a8f8580ef85d9e3c90573691b9f36abc6f4ca70.jpg

2026-04-19 12:38:27 UTC

Idk who needs to hear this, but as a grown adult you’re not “in trouble” with other grown adults. They can disagree with you, get mad at you, be disappointed in you for not meeting some expectation they made up for you, and you can literally just tell them to fuck off and then go about your life.

2026-04-19 11:46:02 UTC

So anyway I’m up now
https://blossom.primal.net/4a6926a83ee265471198ffabd880e4b39991845da9ce17e2c30e6cc11cae0e39.jpg

2026-04-18 13:01:55 UTC

Unscientific results but I’d like to think these polls suggest that nostr users are more likely to express gratefulness than to expect it. 🫂
https://blossom.primal.net/0468a92feb7b46cad18ca60beb20a476c3a332f2529ef9fb6a09798696ddbe92.jpg

2026-04-18 12:00:51 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/bb913be92fcdc4ca9ec16fcc9a1051dfaa6953de928cea282e303d64f2cc0778.gif

2026-04-18 11:42:36 UTC

🤣
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2026-04-18 02:07:24 UTC

Bitcoin is an important part of it, but it’s only part of it.
https://blossom.primal.net/5e5b1ad5a8262ac8deeba0157964e440648510556bb0a75599efa9bca5f48dd5.jpg

2026-04-17 01:18:55 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/620c3b8a905eb0a81fc0608833f566a349c7475024ddeda1bf57ef0a577b9d90.gif

2026-04-17 01:18:25 UTC

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🤝🫡

2026-04-16 19:16:55 UTC

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👀

2026-04-16 17:27:24 UTC

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👀😎
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2026-04-16 17:26:14 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/d7b2fe50c0925b9860a2d13cae1c87cd996964d7e37f929e57611581a896673a.gif

2026-04-16 16:35:02 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/34c51b84ebc18f7f81b1ea63f7110d38e4678863935f8069a9bc813aa773f73b.png

2026-04-16 13:09:15 UTC

To save bitcoin we must destroy Bitcoin 🤦‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/5820c040d6032a5d74ec89e50a977ec0a641647abb00363ba08c1e14257d8dd9.jpg

2026-04-15 21:42:07 UTC

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💯

2026-04-15 21:14:29 UTC

People will support you until you start surpassing them. Then they either get critical, go silent, or in some cases even try to sabotage you. It’s a weird thing to go through.

2026-04-15 19:37:16 UTC

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💯😂

2026-04-15 17:52:54 UTC

Remember to sing patriotic songs with your kids
https://blossom.primal.net/b8b607709400a1a0da2c362c892dc96b3dc5680a459a056833ade9542634d34f.jpg

2026-04-15 17:22:24 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f2d60b17a585b3d002224c7652bac3ac1e15369db48cbdde417aaae074ff8d2d.jpg

2026-04-15 17:18:08 UTC

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I found one of the bothered ones
🖕😂🖕
#nevent1q…xahq

2026-04-15 17:15:52 UTC

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2026-04-15 17:12:41 UTC

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2026-04-15 16:46:55 UTC

Are we having fun yet?
https://blossom.primal.net/ec9a7dcf5d1ffdfd7a4b1b9e7018db64c8bd0259016fbbe651beae24406622b6.jpg

2026-04-15 16:12:35 UTC

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🤝

2026-04-15 15:40:17 UTC

I think of meme. I make meme. I post meme. This bothers some.

2026-04-15 11:35:44 UTC

Tax Day version
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2026-04-15 11:23:24 UTC

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2026-04-14 17:37:00 UTC

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I tell my doctor the same thing. “I dont have a budget to pay you, but it will be great for exposure.”

2026-04-14 11:57:30 UTC

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Human creations in writing and all kinds of art will be high in demand thanks to LLMs.
#nevent1q…8xnz