corndalorian

memes. music. bitcoin.

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Last Notes

2026-04-08 19:26:50 UTC

Bitcoin is money.
https://blossom.primal.net/75e885facefe06f3042fdbc40a867e42043d6d9033cc7ad547d9030d799596dc.jpg

2026-03-30 18:21:57 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1b41843599ae00ba072ed3413d7b8241190a75cb4f5ca8f8dafc33a08503700b.jpg
#nevent1q…lacu

2026-03-29 12:36:08 UTC

Friend: “Dude have you seen gas prices recently?”
Bitcoiner: “1 gallon equals 1 gallon.”

2026-03-22 19:14:41 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7481af42c22b6d2a6f1c9128e8cfdfeb5ce406d9b739affcc24c997224f3a81c.jpg

2026-03-22 15:57:29 UTC

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That gaslighting sunnuvabitch… 😂

2026-03-22 12:39:03 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/cdfadd17c4257b36939b3b5825089fc90488f1c015dfef360084016da5fbb14d.png

2026-03-20 21:54:38 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1db863e597a1b8e16c9a96bbba451fa4031f343590f77cece29873ed24fe10f1.gif

2026-03-20 21:45:19 UTC

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Is this like the Hunger Games? Do we have to fight someone at some point?
#nevent1q…9tgg

2026-03-20 19:54:12 UTC

“Red eyes” it is 🫡
https://blossom.primal.net/7d1f7576c936dfc8c1eddd5db27eec7ac117b69827576ed7bad4805d69b5dd34.jpg

2026-03-20 16:27:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/23e016cff228db79687a4414259da39c6a55d4f68c98d108721ee6687ac44385.jpg

2026-03-20 15:36:23 UTC

One of my favorite Chuck Norris memes 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/2f14af702ff9f31b1c71a82b0323327d665a0a721e530a2ef09bc65ad66fa1a7.jpg

2026-03-20 13:20:31 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/47fa1dd1c9ab997502c705c51a294df976c36fe3f52ee8162a13af0862df44c9.jpg

2026-03-20 12:37:42 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/49ae33ab3dc700c170d48a76aed02b11d1378eda7ed19d95abeb0721f0df5ba5.png

2026-03-20 12:34:21 UTC

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Interoperability ftw 🔥
#nevent1q…759a

2026-03-20 11:41:47 UTC

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Restore your 12 word phrase from Primal into Wallet of Satoshi and let it load the wallet balance. The balance refreshed accurately in Primal after that. Maybe some kind sync issue with Spark network. 🤷‍♂️

2026-03-19 21:03:51 UTC

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They have both kinds of polls. You select which one when you’re creating the poll. By default it’s a regular poll, not a zap poll.

2026-03-19 19:54:37 UTC

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That note in particular is a zap poll. Not sure if there’s a different event kind for regular polls

2026-03-19 18:42:28 UTC

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Red is winning so far 👀
#nevent1q…gxcc

2026-03-19 16:58:05 UTC

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🤣🤣

2026-03-19 15:45:27 UTC

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Lmao idk what this is but I’m here for it 🍿 🤣
#nevent1q…q44y

2026-03-19 09:59:49 UTC

When will they ever learn? 🤦‍♂️
“Over the last 2 years I’ve told everyone how important it is to get a blue checkmark, pay for premium and begin to monetize their account. I️ couldn’t have been louder about how much I️ love this platform and truly felt it was the only platform worth being on.”
https://blossom.primal.net/94a24e275d23de559f11c7a371d9b1b3ba19963d9e6f6fce5f70a99e516364fd.jpg

2026-03-18 22:50:46 UTC

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😂

2026-03-18 13:32:22 UTC

What’s your max price before you cancel a subscription? For me, paying more than $5/month is too much for most things.
https://blossom.primal.net/dbd333dc33a6242270248e26348543bcb3027e28b5b6594fbe851b3182b516c5.jpg

2026-03-17 13:32:13 UTC

I hate politics. I’m not liberal enough to be a liberal, not conservative enough to be a conservative, and I’ve come to realize that libertarians are a bunch of pathetic losers larping as freedom fighters with no real world impact on anything that matters.

2026-03-14 20:08:29 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/3f845b745b3488f6cbd70d76a8149bf4f6c05fa555c71838eb7f1ce70aca73d2.gif

2026-03-14 20:02:10 UTC

I couldn’t get my phone fast enough to take a pic, but I’m watching a movie on HBO and it cut to an ad break: “Ad 1 of 2” — “Ad 2 of 2” — “Ad 3 of 2” 😭😭😭

2026-03-14 12:15:15 UTC

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What if I told you I created that poll with Primal iOS? 👀

2026-03-14 02:06:40 UTC

Got a preview of some new features coming soon to @nprofile…68e2 and it’s looking sweet 👀🔥
https://blossom.primal.net/c9ac830907c902e0d7207c0452270e6ec3252667e571f599a0bb6a24fd2dade6.jpg

2026-03-13 23:46:55 UTC

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Which one are you using? I could only add 5 options to the poll

2026-03-13 21:08:30 UTC

“You’re hiding a retard underneath your overly-wordy posts, are you not?”
https://blossom.primal.net/4551575b364316e986655fc84e3348b40dc93c6721a83df0269a623021c68843.jpg

2026-03-13 17:48:06 UTC

Tfw @nprofile…54wh is getting a GIF button
https://blossom.primal.net/d24b74aabbce72db7fd8b6247a7103198c5f4f9d94c5cd53526f5fc437a53687.gif

2026-03-13 11:55:48 UTC

It should go without saying, but you can’t make a change without having to deal with the consequences of things changing. Many people want things to be different in their lives, in their work, in their health, in their relationships, etc., but they don’t want to deal with the consequences that come with that process.

2026-03-12 12:23:01 UTC

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😂 yes

2026-03-12 12:22:46 UTC

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I have this conversation with myself way too often. lol

2026-03-12 12:04:25 UTC

Planning to do the thing is not doing the thing. Do the thing.

2026-03-11 23:13:54 UTC

Creators getting their first zaps on Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/35c27c1a88385571bff341c93cbcf722e51974d8fc36bf42663a9ed26fe09a49.jpg

2026-03-11 18:48:46 UTC

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🤝🫡

2026-03-11 15:29:50 UTC

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Unfortunately it is definitely a thing 😭😂
https://blossom.primal.net/96e1b0088c749f808c65284d799ae1f306df336125ccab8a5fa0c960f2090490.png

2026-03-11 02:02:24 UTC

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🤣🤣

2026-03-11 02:02:00 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7d99a2b2766a687dae02999090c4698efe79a99c3d66b5caa917155c433a68e5.jpg

2026-03-11 01:51:20 UTC

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Instant follow 🤝🤣

2026-03-11 01:22:37 UTC

People who insist on being obtuse = instant mute

2026-03-11 01:11:55 UTC

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👀🤝

2026-03-11 01:00:02 UTC

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That’s definitely better than the current approach of trying to aggregate all followers. “Follower count” as it stands has little meaning, on both nostr and traditional social media. I’d love it if instead of a followers list, I could see a list of people I’ve interacted with (and vice verse) for the past 30, 60, 90 days. Even better if I could refine the criteria for types of interactions are accounted for (certain number of replies, amount of zaps, etc). Making it easier to interact back with the people who interact with me would be huge. I don’t really care who “follows” me. It’s a pointless metric.

2026-03-10 21:26:18 UTC

Dear nostr devs, it’s time to let the follower count thing go. Get rid of them. It’s for our own good.
https://blossom.primal.net/6f56af23b55433ec93731df081c48ec3f97532e48e658ca991afec2ce0c412bd.png

2026-03-10 17:39:29 UTC

When you’re really good at what you do, watch out for the “mentors” who pretend to help but really want to keep you in their shadow. Your potential threatens their zero-sum driven ego.
Distance yourself fast from these people.

2026-03-10 00:01:21 UTC

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😂🫂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Vjh8S0c73EgAAAAC/alfred-never.gif

2026-03-09 23:23:07 UTC

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You’re probably the only person who regularly talks about vibe coding I haven’t muted or unfollowed 🤣🫂

2026-03-09 23:14:47 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/17c6cd58ef362bec0e883e944dd0a3f92701437fa43639acab0f539ce96d9721.jpg

2026-03-09 14:25:16 UTC

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I wish 😂

2026-03-09 14:24:22 UTC

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Wait…did it already hit 20M? Looks like the current @npub15n9…qru4 dashboard block height is outdated. 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/7eb178c9a1112d90957b0909a0c5970bba458ee93fe095ea28ad280b607ef087.png
#nevent1q…2qwm

2026-03-09 14:17:42 UTC

Approaching 20M coins mined 👀
https://blossom.primal.net/47627cc043a738052617a1b0a3401a1beebb91410f28905ac0e8622273a61e87.jpg

2026-03-08 20:17:35 UTC

🥲
https://blossom.primal.net/030275fa5d3c11b17b79c06e86ff98d256b28f9cdd5975344a4d1a7936c18561.jpg

2026-03-07 14:02:57 UTC

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” — J.R.R. Tolkien

2026-03-06 22:15:34 UTC

“Claude, do my taxes and get me enough refund to buy a whole bitcoin. Make no mistakes.”
😎

2026-03-06 14:51:02 UTC

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Considering it 🤣

2026-03-06 14:50:14 UTC

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😭🤣

2026-03-06 14:17:53 UTC

Tfw you realize you’re the only one in your friend group who doesn’t hire a cleaner
https://media1.tenor.com/m/PQreEw8d3fQAAAAd/tom-delonge-blink182.gif

2026-03-06 12:56:00 UTC

“So you exclusively use only disposable plates, cutlery, and reams of paper towels instead of reusable, washable alternatives?”
“That’s right Dave. It’s called free will and grown up money. And I’ll keep doing it.”
https://blossom.primal.net/29147f260cf4a98bb60cc5f04adb92279611570edf9b3bdb30f3c54fa9f570dd.png

2026-03-06 02:55:16 UTC

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🫂

2026-03-05 23:43:05 UTC

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2026-03-04 13:32:05 UTC

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🤣 I hate having anything in my pockets

2026-03-04 13:25:30 UTC

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You like it? 😜😂
https://blossom.primal.net/2e30b74a05ba4762bb3664e1b0722f7260beb47b579583d3dbad3bf096774b64.png

2026-03-04 13:12:33 UTC

Got myself a new man bag. It fits exactly what I need. Posting here about it because I wanted @nprofile…h29c to know.

2026-03-04 12:20:03 UTC

Anybody else do this? 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/c4bec5f831f6f5d2e8feb46cf911fe1f5d538c4cecaa72332c96aad0d442b5fb.jpg

2026-03-03 14:09:31 UTC

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2026-03-03 12:27:25 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/872760ec4fe6206e18ed2a46a81968ad2f5bcf59ce0479140720887ff8a05a7d.jpg

2026-03-02 14:10:07 UTC

There are 2 types of people on nostr:
1) Those who are intelligent.
2) Those who still use “likes” on purpose.

2026-03-01 13:16:19 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1743b4d449ad4d79c5e02508b564f42883ece625f4de43b4ae92cd75979792da.jpg

2026-03-01 00:50:31 UTC

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2026-02-27 23:50:44 UTC

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😂🫡 Didnt know Habla still works 😅 Nostur and Primal both have a tab for articles/reads when you visit someone’s profile. Makes it easy to find them.

2026-02-27 12:59:31 UTC

You don’t need permission.
You need to start.
You don’t need a silver bullet.
You need to iterate.
You don’t need a breakthrough.
You need consistency.

2026-02-26 16:57:13 UTC

how i sleep at night while some retard on a network of 17 active users thinks i care about their opinions 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/954f06d3347a4250c14f6d861dee81cb2552519f4bfb5d0bc23756cf9be09e74.jpg

2026-02-25 15:26:45 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3340cf11c3d1e86b3857707d5462f6c462bd5798a547ded627186c6cd7eb8bcf.jpg

2026-02-25 14:24:11 UTC

The “secret sauce” to making V4V work is you. People can find other people that make art, write stories, or play music, but they can’t find another you.

2026-02-24 15:39:31 UTC

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Slop and hate taking over my feed and notifications. Lack of focus/direction from devs and prominent voices on Nostr. To use the signal vs. noise metaphor, it has become increasingly noisy here and not a lot of signal.

2026-02-24 15:28:50 UTC

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Didn’t say I’m leaving nostr. But nostr has changed in recent months, and that has called for some reevaluation of my time, my priorities, and what content I post here.
#nevent1q…e5cg

2026-02-23 23:29:05 UTC

I’ve moved on to other things.

2026-02-23 20:31:43 UTC

Worry less about being perfect and more about being real.

2026-02-23 19:55:45 UTC

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I mute them.

2026-02-23 19:19:20 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/a973bf3b46e6e593af9b17e2e99c82f6e3be9e7f1a1c694bd01e68f33b950c1a.jpg

2026-02-23 19:04:23 UTC

PLOT TWIST: My real intent this whole time was to make the devs hate gifs so much they never implement a way to easily post them.

2026-02-23 18:56:24 UTC

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2026-02-23 16:10:38 UTC

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2026-02-23 13:27:03 UTC

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2026-02-23 00:10:49 UTC

Mood
https://blossom.primal.net/917e9c2cd20fdc1043bc84cc6af1eb880d4c8e14082fe25b96125c9bdfe6d8d1.jpg

2026-02-20 20:28:42 UTC

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🤣

2026-02-20 20:23:51 UTC

“So you bought 100 Mac Minis, installed clawbots, and gave them your entire life savings to trade on Polymarket?”
“That’s right, Dave.”
https://blossom.primal.net/29147f260cf4a98bb60cc5f04adb92279611570edf9b3bdb30f3c54fa9f570dd.png

2026-02-20 17:02:37 UTC

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👀

2026-02-20 16:58:40 UTC

Me trying to find more dollars to buy sats while they’re so cheap 😭
https://blossom.primal.net/f62baafe9be6a6cfbc04ae36bca8aee80584c4934301b21985052ce10f24bc52.mov

2026-02-20 15:19:06 UTC

Prompt: “Primal but with a gif button”
https://blossom.primal.net/1a53f282b82f922e0a1fab6efd52e71c596498d5119533f367afe1e94145de75.jpg

2026-02-20 11:50:09 UTC

“I'd love to see GIFs rolled out.”
Same, girl. Same.
#nevent1q…ey0e

2026-02-18 12:04:34 UTC

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2026-02-17 03:05:59 UTC

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🫡

2026-02-17 01:03:21 UTC

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Yes 🙌 Here’s the TestFlight link if you want it
https://testflight.apple.com/join/TyrRNCXA

2026-02-17 00:50:02 UTC

If you haven’t seen it, the layout of the diVines feed in Nostur is so clean 🔥🔥🔥 @nprofile…v8rp is there a way to post to it from Nostur?
https://blossom.primal.net/c1fe4cf8b9bcbf8e0818f36c8d5da370bc71766f3f8b4307e3e0ae79a286804e.png

2026-02-17 00:44:43 UTC

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Oh 😭 Here’s hoping someone on Android knows of something https://media.tenor.com/GmKNEjibthIAAAAC/fingers-crossed.gif

2026-02-17 00:38:38 UTC

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On iOS? Check out Nostur

2026-02-17 00:22:44 UTC

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2026-02-17 00:13:55 UTC

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