Magoo
Magoo PhD

#Bitcoin is Freedom | Shadowy Super Coder | Macroeconomic Hobbyist | Maker of Jokes

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nostr.mom

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Last Notes

2025-04-16 22:48:20 GMT

Peoples obsession with NGU has scrambled their brain and there are very few principled Bitcoin thinkers left.

2025-04-06 01:35:34 GMT

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Only if you want a Latino and not a Latina

2025-04-05 22:33:40 GMT

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https://image.nostr.build/2932da2366882e26b2b80627add45c2e89e924760bca66a3df8335ce265e28d8.jpg

2025-04-05 22:01:43 GMT

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Glad to see you haven’t opened your brokerage account this past week.

2025-04-05 04:34:54 GMT

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Found one ☝️

2025-04-05 03:51:47 GMT

Average Bitcoiner explaining the “decoupling”
https://video.nostr.build/15fbe62956478409764bc190c498d08d0d292a2783091e346a765655cba0b853.mp4

2025-04-05 03:11:00 GMT

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That’s where I thrive.
https://image.nostr.build/c81b7588f53ba04d3578b63f0f0b9a23f6ae0642b0767bfcd3ea7ab1496a8656.jpg

2025-04-05 03:00:15 GMT

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https://image.nostr.build/2d294c41db055558494ba71cf876307599114c7098b2d1c34878fdc0cb4ed94e.jpg

2025-03-26 07:25:52 GMT

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Trolling is an art form

2025-03-26 07:25:13 GMT

Way too much boot licking happening on the platform formally known as twitter.

2025-03-08 01:16:23 GMT

https://image.nostr.build/b5c9d22a9ad5acc10587d6e9be29f0c999af5b0362462cb117b24f05a69ad110.jpg

2025-03-08 01:15:31 GMT

https://image.nostr.build/b5c9d22a9ad5acc10587d6e9be29f0c999af5b0362462cb117b24f05a69ad110.jpg

2025-03-05 16:35:21 GMT

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨
Leaked financials of Swan catch Cory blatantly lying about being profitable.
2024 numbers show they actually lost 23.8 million. https://image.nostr.build/3de1880d2244990409cfa202faad11cd04fb99a76f096e68c17199ab6bb53e6f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2d5d8c727aee5acba189753c425c6c8373f30ff99bc4d819b4fa749e07cb6274.jpg

2025-03-02 01:35:34 GMT

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Lmao 🤣

2025-03-02 01:19:26 GMT

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Not really

2025-03-02 01:15:44 GMT

Still one of my favorite all time irony loves company tweets https://image.nostr.build/39419f64a525038c51513d9ee2ee4cd146d0ad3c62c2a31f95c6a296c030643e.jpg

2025-02-25 01:53:13 GMT

Camping 🏕️ is fun https://image.nostr.build/93c9ba736a7b370816ab83ccb82c207cbaa3a93f923e23e4a0a04d5ef94d5d5c.jpg

2025-02-25 01:51:59 GMT

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I’d eat you for dinner

2025-02-24 02:53:27 GMT

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Count me in https://image.nostr.build/0cde39e36366ac3c52fab5857b67e946fc87048ec415dd0058d5a3c40f8c0ece.jpg

2025-02-12 23:45:24 GMT

We live in a simulation
Director of "Project On Government Oversight", an NGO funded by USAID.
Says he hasn't seen any evidence of widespread abuse or waste in government spending.
Figuratively and literally Blind. 🤣😂🤣 https://image.nostr.build/3ce05643ef5d39e405aa32c9565e8ab72532ac8cc644b0f9eb7ebbbc83dab383.jpg

2025-02-12 02:49:55 GMT

https://image.nostr.build/60f25cc6eb9244fb797619e5ec4ef0cfd0e4fde9276bb1b5d3e7ee3ae131a040.jpg

2025-02-12 02:49:21 GMT

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Indeed https://image.nostr.build/60f25cc6eb9244fb797619e5ec4ef0cfd0e4fde9276bb1b5d3e7ee3ae131a040.jpg

2025-02-12 00:09:52 GMT

These guys literally can not stop lying.
Why does the entire filing keep mentioning Swan “and its customer” if it was a reserve account?
Better yet why does the filing focus on fiduciary duty arguments if this filing doesn’t pertain to swans customers?
Looks and sounds like Swan customers got burnt and Swan had to fill the hole with corporate funds to stick to the story “no customers affected” https://image.nostr.build/02267c5c35f6be0653a947dba912e13386ab4f8a5b524eb7d5e00be53344b7ed.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5b6248349278487a94269d65317c0c1789db4e8ead935041939f80ca546c396e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e15bcb6b5f01343eec01e900f3d15100a39d10fd125aee3285194cc21506d5c1.jpg

2025-02-07 18:33:23 GMT

Copper tools my ass https://image.nostr.build/1c9ffa69461f62c686f92e0e9848f742de9b352c401305808a3d8cdb900e1376.jpg

2025-02-07 04:20:09 GMT

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I already do that

2025-02-07 04:19:45 GMT

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I know right

2025-02-07 02:38:37 GMT

I have switched out beef tallow for rendered duck fat for my main cooking oil.

2025-02-06 04:53:35 GMT

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https://image.nostr.build/e672a6cb87bb3adf61e516187a6d2148c34b02fcbf4a278329af1c632382a15b.jpg

2025-02-06 04:49:12 GMT

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https://image.nostr.build/742386db1d787d3d7ad695e0cdcb48dbb71d1d5332254b33ae0789c7009d4c55.jpg

2025-02-06 03:27:25 GMT

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I miss you too baby

2025-02-06 02:58:27 GMT

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Nice 👍

2025-02-06 02:16:56 GMT

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I’m building a resort https://image.nostr.build/cffacdf86e9f00581b152921a9d159832b6547a620f809dffffc0e9a2c32230d.jpg

2025-02-06 02:13:14 GMT

Anyone building anything cool?

2025-02-02 02:49:36 GMT

Rendered Duck Fat

2025-01-24 19:06:12 GMT

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BBL’s

2025-01-24 17:39:49 GMT

People ask me what life is like as a shitposter. https://image.nostr.build/4f9e65009fd9682f17e113a6f2c9de3f207f2c65d4a5fa05474ed8289160c376.jpg

2025-01-24 00:09:39 GMT

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Clearly my long dick

2025-01-24 00:09:23 GMT

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Moving app to Home Screen now

2025-01-24 00:08:28 GMT

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https://image.nostr.build/e977caa32d5a3adf033d676417c9cb45639da5648b3ad2306ffa007dd6640cbf.jpg

2025-01-24 00:07:09 GMT

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I just always forget to open this app. Need to make a habit of it

2025-01-24 00:06:26 GMT

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Goood.
I’m counter balancing the insane about of lying and pumping nonsense

2025-01-24 00:01:30 GMT

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Hello Doctor.
I see you have vacated the perpetual circle jerk app and have landed in based territory

2025-01-23 23:59:25 GMT

I would like to take this moment to reflect on all the people who were jerking each other off for Bitcoin strategic reserve as a sure thing and call you all retards.

2025-01-18 03:20:33 GMT

Going off of pictures from the crypto ball it is pretty safe to say this industry is completely captured at this point.

2025-01-16 17:09:09 GMT

After seeing Trump wants XRP and Solana in the “Strategic Reserve” https://image.nostr.build/a28b3340d1d566dd290797fba83b12347239f61169bb9e9ed0a9be3bc3f3a311.jpg

2025-01-09 19:13:09 GMT

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Duh

2025-01-09 19:11:02 GMT

JUST IN: MagooStrategy has purchased it’s 2nd Bitcoin for a price of $93,000. https://image.nostr.build/570677bc65c7e5eb74487c9e7c71264003365d4ee41296392064eea176db23a1.jpg

2025-01-02 19:30:09 GMT

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They ran out of money lol

2025-01-01 23:14:12 GMT

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https://image.nostr.build/6cc78c0cd038fa1e8c392d3696ddbb9eedc0028f41f5dd3c46fba635d029eccb.jpg

2025-01-01 23:13:36 GMT

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Lmao 🤣

2025-01-01 20:18:48 GMT

Happy New Years you crazy fuckers

2024-12-29 23:58:14 GMT

I open Nostr for the first time in a bit and slapped in the face with Drama.
I LOVE IT

2024-12-06 23:29:41 GMT

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Rookie numbers I know

2024-12-06 17:05:30 GMT

I thought my Nostr friends would like this. https://image.nostr.build/dbe07c7a3d0765e79f6aa605ab49a686d2fdc8216fe8597049699366d98221ac.jpg

2024-11-23 23:39:48 GMT

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You suck https://image.nostr.build/3f82c47423430823452f148b99ebf04dbefbac3dddfa611fb17692d03567f471.jpg

2024-11-23 22:48:10 GMT

Hello my fellow rich retards.

2024-09-14 07:44:44 GMT

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I’ve been around the block

2024-09-06 17:53:16 GMT

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Boomer

2024-09-06 17:52:59 GMT

Came here to check moral.
How we doing my raw milk maximalists?

2024-08-27 17:13:50 GMT

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https://m.primal.net/KQHV.jpg

2024-08-27 14:47:47 GMT

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https://m.primal.net/KPtp.mov

2024-08-27 14:01:27 GMT

Watching a new wave of idiots join Nostr is such a beautiful thing.
https://m.primal.net/KPpK.jpg

2024-08-26 16:24:12 GMT

I'm really unhappy to share this news with you, but I believe that free speech is incredibly important and what I experienced this weekend, as far as I can understand it, was an act of censorship.
At Baltic Honey Badger, I was supposed to give a talk titled, "Mike Alfred is a great guy".
Unfortunately, I was told that I could not use this title.
I am grateful to the conference team for inviting me, but extremely hurt and disappointed by the decision to censor my talk's title.

2024-08-26 06:03:55 GMT

“The revolving door of scamable retards is never ending” -Magoo https://image.nostr.build/1a74717a5d55de605baa2cb28f217aaadee64e6a8c94e58d21fe88b6049f16dc.jpg

2024-07-25 02:34:34 GMT

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I’ve never trusted what he says and have been correct each time

2024-07-24 04:29:45 GMT

The lie detector determined that was a lie. https://image.nostr.build/a3207da440121ed5285480ab281fa4701efe07a457bf3d70c50375ea7d3692e0.jpg

2024-07-23 02:50:48 GMT

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I’d tell you but I don’t give out alpha like that for free

2024-07-23 02:08:36 GMT

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Probably but even then that will fail as a business model.

2024-07-23 00:53:00 GMT

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Wow they even had to fire mini Kory

2024-07-23 00:51:05 GMT

Sparknotes :
Charging 1% fee to buy #Bitcoin isn’t a successful business model.

2024-07-23 00:50:23 GMT

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Sorry about your Job at Swan

2024-07-22 20:39:30 GMT

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Gone

2024-07-22 20:30:05 GMT

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Yup

2024-07-22 20:26:40 GMT

A little concerning that Swan is firing people that add to the bottom line within their core business.
This isn’t just talking media heads being let go.

2024-07-22 19:47:40 GMT

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Tether may or may not have rug pulled them.

2024-07-22 19:43:46 GMT

Magoo did it again. #note1tzg…ml98

2024-07-22 19:35:33 GMT

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All of them lol

2024-07-22 19:30:13 GMT

Swan management once again about to try and blame their failings on another entity.

2024-07-14 22:57:44 GMT

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Wtf did I just read 😂😂😂

2024-07-14 22:28:16 GMT

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Not looking good for Nostr folks

2024-07-14 21:46:13 GMT

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Not looking good folks lol

2024-07-14 21:40:27 GMT

Came to Nostr to see if people have just as retarded takes on the assassination attempt as I’m seeing on Twitter.

2024-06-29 03:38:24 GMT

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I have not.

2024-06-25 06:05:23 GMT

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Does it steal my private keys?

2024-06-25 02:27:07 GMT

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You lost your virginity to a BBL?

2024-06-25 02:22:11 GMT

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No Neo. I’m telling you that when you are ready it will always be the best deal

2024-06-25 02:18:35 GMT

Have you checked the price today.
Magoo : No https://image.nostr.build/c16b52e8c029a4cc1402e93221fcbe38e75a52f8deddb47a3f2b6e54c7e32b9c.jpg

2024-06-19 19:36:20 GMT

“Irony” https://image.nostr.build/a890e307d4c13e50e0c974189173f63d99fe0978de4412fbe3940cde9847cb75.jpg

2024-06-19 19:08:48 GMT

Lately all I’ve been day dreaming about is the game theory of how futures products settled in an infinite currency to price the most finite commodity to ever be priced will play out.
Me thinks market participants aren’t ready for that paradigm shift. #Bitcoin

2024-06-17 02:00:02 GMT

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Their loss

2024-06-16 18:10:28 GMT

Happy Father’s Day. https://image.nostr.build/1ff888f1146cdd63f56d9eb9c866b4c38dc3d99b53474947395b0950751a11ca.jpg

2024-06-14 07:05:53 GMT

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Smells too much like cheese in Prague

2024-06-14 07:05:10 GMT

It’s been 48 years since a presidential general election didn’t have a Bush, Clinton, or Biden on the ticket.

2024-06-13 06:32:53 GMT

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Go to bed grandpa

2024-06-13 05:05:24 GMT

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Thinking long term is irrelevant when your thinking about the wrong direction

2024-06-13 04:50:45 GMT

The major difference I see in Progressive and Conservative Bitcoiners is that the Progressives want to use #Bitcoin to push their politics while the Conservatives want to use their politics to push #Bitcoin .

2024-06-03 21:24:48 GMT

Nothing is more toxic in a work environment than having smart driven individuals work with lazy morons.

2024-06-02 02:12:52 GMT

https://image.nostr.build/f641cc7dd1d31d81ff707ce2eefcea58d2730d522bfdf3d9f1d690aa44e5ac15.jpg

2024-06-02 02:12:13 GMT

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You missed OF girlfriends

2024-06-01 07:01:29 GMT

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Who is going to telll him 😅