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Last Notes

2025-11-17 14:48:34 UTC

JUST IN: @nprofile…rjkj Drops His Highly Anticipated "Pleb Slop For Beginners" Tutorial on Rumble & YouTube
https://blossom.primal.net/68937ad2b40cb3658fa550eda73026c0c14e4c18f2bf5fcef7aeeaec9e6ce8f7.jpg

2025-11-12 16:58:03 UTC

NEW:🧑‍🔬 Scientists Add Pleb Slop to the Periodic Table, The First New Element Since 2016!
SCIENCE BENT THE KNEE 🚀
https://blossom.primal.net/0ea09d13e98ed4a2bccc9c5e090161f7e7d8a92dea7e20766549053803575224.jpg

2025-11-12 15:07:23 UTC

New Article by @nprofile…38c9
Thermodynamically Sound Pick Up Lines For Plebs To Experience Romance
https://www.bugle.news/thermodynamically-sound-pick-up-lines/
https://www.bugle.news/content/images/size/w2000/2025/11/IMAGE-2025-11-12-08-57-03.jpg

2025-11-11 21:56:12 UTC

#40HPW🎧
https://blossom.primal.net/ef17785eb5618e709719c3ddbae81629fb3d077c387a2d32a92cb60885935dba.mp4

2025-11-11 19:17:59 UTC

JUST IN: Zohran Mamdani Promises To Make⚡️Lightning Work For Plebs in NYC
https://blossom.primal.net/971857f590e6ebb19fd5a114a8b491d9c1c044851a06fb90ed8937a2f0e8a99b.jpg

2025-11-03 11:43:22 UTC

BREAKING: Knotzi Leadership Unveils "Operation Warp Speed" Plan For Soft Fork To Cure Spam
https://blossom.primal.net/c8c17490d54b05d1fd2f1082bc01de785b20d3cb9d67fec2f44f82a22a43d463.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/4c066496965f993d8ca404bf3438f88008fb5a294f8d01a32c9eb296fc691d79.jpg

2025-10-29 13:24:58 UTC

JUST IN: Odell Rumored To Be Considering #TRT After Losing The Energy To Post In "ALL CAPS"
"Marty said he's got a non-KYC testosterone guy on Nostr"
https://blossom.primal.net/f854749c135761ba49a6b7679afb2719b28f2d77ded05bf12a2b9f3936b3a2fe.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/4c066496965f993d8ca404bf3438f88008fb5a294f8d01a32c9eb296fc691d79.jpg

2025-10-20 16:07:23 UTC

Waiting for the audiobook version by @nprofile…vvhl
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2025-10-19 18:28:59 UTC

JUST IN: ZOHRAN MAMDANI SAYS ANYONE CAUGHT RUNNING A BITAXE IN NYC WILL BE CHARGED WITH "INTENTIONAL CLIMATE CHANGE" WHEN HE BECOMES MAYOR
AND THEN THEY FIGHT YOU 🥊
https://blossom.primal.net/410e03a02c7a97f13b0f2d4ec67485afce77052e179f04ed4429a4d0cff0edf1.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/4c066496965f993d8ca404bf3438f88008fb5a294f8d01a32c9eb296fc691d79.jpg

2025-10-13 20:57:02 UTC

Be protected from the mayhem caused by retarded plebs
https://blossom.primal.net/368dc27e8b6d4e10c96229f86cf13bba0287da72ab63ef5f2b324f056b6e34cd.mp4

2025-10-12 14:32:11 UTC

🎶 Pleb Slop Anthem
https://blossom.primal.net/6d9d56e442257cbe1fbca71a42586e759a146913e453252a56a0620844aa3721.mp4

2025-10-07 19:16:44 UTC

🚨BREAKING: Bitcoin Price Plunges From All Time Highs After Heavy Metal Band GWAR Murders Bitcoin During Recent Show
https://blossom.primal.net/32cb35a7abb7ff17760027dba73621575c0311918ed8a67add3e4ad89fb7535d.jpg

2025-10-06 15:55:22 UTC

Don't be a gay pleb
https://blossom.primal.net/fc7f03681f5dd23be81df884a55669e6e26f4a2b162e7670e1be905185a81a7a.mp4

2025-10-06 13:40:35 UTC

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FYI Kratter is lying pleb slop peddling scammer
https://blossom.primal.net/f54971f9cf244357f986724b4763ead24cd3802dbc1ffe87ddc52b6687b0ee28.jpg

2025-09-30 23:06:27 UTC

🚨FINAL Bugle News Node Poll Results (Poll on X)
More than 30% of users say they will update their Core node to v30 once released while nearly 24% users will continue running Core without updating
The remaining 45% of Bitcoiners say they are #NotGonnaNode or using an alternative client such as:
- Libra Relay
- btcd
- Rust Bitcoin
- Bugle Core
- BitcoinJ
- Bitcoin Knots
https://nostr.media/6eb53eb76905ddd055515ad8c32c584dd7354082cc786079b09c14e6d59326d2.jpg

2025-09-30 19:06:34 UTC

Broccoli Flowz 🥦
by eCash $aylor
https://nostr.media/7e05802d1f2f40b2ecab1317a789ca5d28b952b885619da292be6d8cfab588ab.mp4

2025-09-30 16:15:20 UTC

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Listen to #40HPW long enough that number will go to 0 like fiat against Bitcoin

2025-09-30 14:48:50 UTC

Bugle Weekly is NSFP content
https://nostr.media/ebf09145546fa359ce360d0ac01d37aac969ebd509c0c0f3a3959d8af4016039.mp4

2025-09-26 20:02:25 UTC

Do you think that Paper Bitcoin Companies should consider hiring Nostr only influencers?

2025-09-26 16:02:01 UTC

🎃 NEW "Shinobi's Girlfriend" Costume Now Available at Spirit Halloween!
The costume includes a Meseeks earflap hat, mask, and t-shirt for your boyfriend or husband as well as a "I'm retard" shirt for you for just $19.99
https://nostr.media/4224553971b7b68b1d20632d8c21fd86f24c9ae0d9e02197df38cccc8ba90fa8.jpg

2025-09-26 15:32:21 UTC

🚨NEW: @nprofile…6un7 is looking for a new photographer to follow him around and take modeling shots for him to post on social media.
Credentialed photographers can apply on @nprofile…s7a2
https://nostr.media/0eff9d5003e091597fa6f05ffcdb71d8997612678b7cd2547ba2d7b75cb21a99.jpg

2025-09-25 23:32:55 UTC

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Listen on @nprofile…cgkr or where ever you listen to podcasts
https://www.fountain.fm/episode/P61Pwqu7BZFuaQIjYVYO

2025-09-25 23:32:03 UTC

🎙️A Pioneer's Pioneer w/ David Bennett aka @nprofile…5pzk
Ep. 24 - Behind The Podcast #40HPW🎧
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2025-09-25 20:05:00 UTC

Paper Bitcoin Summer is good for Bitcoin 🤝
https://nostr.media/89d4dc44b32936ed10da8b219e92e6dcbc53d677e83927a8a99f019e5c3c6bc3.mp4

2025-09-24 21:02:08 UTC

Announcement-Gate 📢
Popular Bitcoin Influencers Take Credit For @nprofile…h36r s MASSIVE BREAKING @macadamia Macadamia eCash Announcement
https://nostr.media/3be19cc7b84a6653d0b64d3d097658be57fe0cdbba36484d2ae29f92df970a19.jpg

2025-09-24 15:29:07 UTC

💊JUST IN: Tylenol Partners With Mr. Beast To Rehab Public Image By Rebranding Open Mouth Youtube Thumbnails As "Tylenol Face"
https://nostr.media/73713b40ccf71ba1f21ad8d5919491c6d9d6ccb32266139eda605b6251462c26.jpg

2025-09-24 13:20:27 UTC

🚨NEW: By Popular Demand @nprofile…rjkj Drops The ULTIMATE #NotGonnaNode Tutorial
https://nostr.media/d0b32c6006875dec3eae73bc082ad44cb3769b38b4af3cadf6b613203e983269.jpg

2025-09-24 01:20:33 UTC

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To be announced *

2025-09-23 18:46:01 UTC

🚨BREAKING: Trump signs executive order to designate September 23 as National Announcement Appreciation Day in honor of Dennis Porter
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2025-09-23 14:51:38 UTC

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Now streaming on @nprofile…m58v
https://wavlake.com/track/df7b76e9-3773-489d-8645-d36b942c424b

2025-09-23 14:49:19 UTC

🎹NEW: The Remnant Will Subscribe by @nprofile…6432
https://nostr.media/a4de31cfbe86b87bfc54428749abb9245f4eb28ccaed711feac2e0dc0b32357a.mp4

2025-09-23 13:21:13 UTC

🚨NEW: @nprofile…rjkj publishes long awaited tutorial for "How to Fart Around On Nostr"
https://nostr.media/df7afa51088ac8f14cc33d23609091fb61cb8b4a3997a7f156f21db979a9ab21.jpg

2025-09-23 01:21:10 UTC

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It’s the truth
#nevent1q…pw3h

2025-09-22 20:37:26 UTC

Need a @npub1rxy…hnp8 video on how to fart around nostr

2025-09-22 16:54:37 UTC

NEW: Credentialed journalist @nprofile…6432 is done engaging with the Core vs Knots debate and shares his final remarks on the matter, in this week's episode of Bugle Weekly #40HPW
🎧
Quit Scaring The Plebs | Ep. 77
https://nostr.media/05ba34b32bee3b1357f5405c74c001bb72b1501d12a5b59858ed196c8d3f61d4.mp4

2025-09-21 15:59:22 UTC

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Wish more podcasters took themselves seriously

2025-09-21 15:30:13 UTC

Users of Sparrow Wallet embrace the slogan "Raw Dogging Self-Custody" in honor of Sparrow maintainer Craig Raw
https://file.nostrmedia.com/f/a6a22d58db6709e81c5717667dbee2ddbac22448575dabf92f4b30c6ee1129f1/b597e7665be2fbb0f7ab81a50f2ce67df98ab24be9bf91a2c00d741a8fc9d97e.jpg

2025-09-21 15:06:42 UTC

🚨BREAKING: ABC announces @nprofile…km8p will replace Jimmy Kimmel as the host of the late-night talk show!
https://file.nostrmedia.com/f/a6a22d58db6709e81c5717667dbee2ddbac22448575dabf92f4b30c6ee1129f1/bb48423c5384d4947a3be5cfff1c1f70ff6c6fef32cfb322809616d2c75349d4.jpg

2025-09-21 01:24:04 UTC

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You don’t listen to 40HPW

2025-09-20 16:29:13 UTC

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Good luck!

2025-09-20 15:55:44 UTC

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Check out and boost the episode on Fountain
https://www.fountain.fm/episode/mkMsIIdBdRVoS5BopQ0M

2025-09-20 15:55:24 UTC

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Check out and boost the interview on Fountain
https://www.fountain.fm/episode/mkMsIIdBdRVoS5BopQ0M

2025-09-20 15:55:01 UTC

From Grumpy To Gleeful With @nprofile…zx3h Part 2
https://v.nostr.build/KwcfbG7ac8mFFlIx.mp4

2025-09-20 15:51:51 UTC

From Grumpy To Gleeful With @nprofile…zx3h Part 1
https://v.nostr.build/N0XlL9vs3dUiLET7.mp4

2025-09-19 13:44:50 UTC

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Don't miss @nprofile…6432 chop it up with @nprofile…v5lv on Plebchain Radio later today!
#nevent1q…tdyx

2025-09-19 12:18:59 UTC

🚨BREAKING: The Rizzler is a Knotzi
https://file.nostrmedia.com/f/a6a22d58db6709e81c5717667dbee2ddbac22448575dabf92f4b30c6ee1129f1/3c0f84b907e7d29c26879ea349b70bc2e0afa5bcb4ce997602010f944c4f9ffe.jpg

2025-09-18 21:36:21 UTC

🚨JUST IN: The backlog from Nostr users requesting to have posts deleted "could take months" to review
"Nostriches" are in a panic after news that Trump is targeting opponents who called his $TRUMP memecoin a "shitcoin"
https://file.nostrmedia.com/f/a6a22d58db6709e81c5717667dbee2ddbac22448575dabf92f4b30c6ee1129f1/ad551b52a18330ba8b2d4986ba1356213649891edb28cc36382b738d0f9de40e.jpg

2025-09-16 15:43:58 UTC

🚫NEW: Thousands of People Fired From Their Jobs For Mocking The Death of Trump Memecoin $TRUMP
Sec. of State Rubio: "We will be revoking visas for foreigners who called $TRUMP a shitcoin"
https://file.nostrmedia.com/f/a6a22d58db6709e81c5717667dbee2ddbac22448575dabf92f4b30c6ee1129f1/8bbfa7b30861f7b3e3f91c7efc0bca794a51e6fe65856fb6437ceab755397344.jpg

2025-09-15 20:20:20 UTC

JUST IN: Knots advocates think @nprofile…8ayf is posting from @nprofile…9k65 account after the "Father of Proof-of-Work" called them retards in now deleted tweets.
https://blossom.primal.net/577a2472ea06cd99cbe7f01ed74862d051893e01c4084cb77cf2a979852c1f1d.jpg

2025-09-15 18:00:58 UTC

🎙️ Bugle Weekly Ep. 76 | Life Isn't Easy
https://blossom.primal.net/8e6736ddc584e22d7b8e9a248294be50e55c8d198c58e843a6659f54004d1d34.mp4

2025-09-15 16:19:57 UTC

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he knelt in protest to the moment of silence not out of respect

2025-09-15 16:14:11 UTC

🚨BREAKING: Nakamoto has terminated their private Cobbler $NAKA
https://blossom.primal.net/c1eae8136000ad2fc38657f498d7d27d68b9ce64f1ae2277342b4a93265d3568.jpg

2025-09-15 16:12:03 UTC

🚨JUST IN: Willie "The Atom Bomb" Coleman has been released by the Harlem Globetrotters for kneeling during the moment of silence for Charlie Kirk before the Globetrotter's game against the AND1 Mixtape team in Dover, Delaware on Sunday
https://blossom.primal.net/4623d82363a21c5b5e7fa322fcca124d33b0c251218292d75b98ed5cf208471d.jpg

2025-09-15 12:08:07 UTC

#GM
https://blossom.primal.net/d615e23c9db5ee8058ffc2b3301e97d3b715e876865cc15888f27c20b45681af.jpg

2025-09-14 20:01:49 UTC

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because it's not about feelings its about the way the system actually functions in practice

2025-09-14 16:34:38 UTC

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if someone runs 100 nodes it only counts them as one and filters the other 99 so you don't peer with them to prevent sybil attacks

2025-09-14 15:34:07 UTC

🚨JUST IN: @nprofile…wpfh`s Downgrades Knots to B- Rating After ASMap Report
https://blossom.primal.net/220f2b5d9929baa57e3efc3d9a6d2aaae6bcf047f4a7742691c9b6d4634e2676.png

2025-09-14 14:43:30 UTC

🚨Matthew Kratter Calls 911 To Report Wave of Prank Calls To Police, Blames Bitcoin Core Devs
https://blossom.primal.net/db0ceed886f7c87c2111dec9e7d40fc7943ecc34695de3e10dc357837ec2d763.jpg

2025-09-14 13:06:10 UTC

Despite violent protests that overthrew the government, Nepalese Broccoli Haircut revolutionaries still tell foreign tourists #GM
https://blossom.primal.net/eb0c1519476f9537711a1874fb75e6f6c3f3e4913417880987a80c545cc8b3b8.mp4

2025-09-12 20:35:11 UTC

🚨BREAKING: Zoomers in Nepal remove crescent moon and white sun from the national flag and replace them with a broccoli haircut and the Discord logo after overthrowing the government
https://blossom.primal.net/1fc7ef02aed2e627ef77e2289d909c9f4ea94b7bb4aaca05c4461d0a3149a39e.jpg

2025-09-11 21:16:16 UTC

"It's not just a costume anymore!"
Bullet proof vest sales SURGE lead by Bitcoin podcasters shopping for protection AND style as the 4th Turning heats up
https://blossom.primal.net/7a6bf80ddfcb2c315efab06c44ee03c17ddc4f2acd6b8e4654a9ea5e579501c3.jpg

2025-09-10 18:14:38 UTC

The President's 'Crypto Guy'
TIME's 'Person of the Year' for 2025 is President Trump's crypto advisor and KindlyMD CEO David Bailey
https://blossom.primal.net/665b2290606549d2c6b8a6e8d51d32eb087031c656e833913cffcd88b3c07400.jpg

2025-09-10 15:10:05 UTC

🚨BREAKING: Revolutionaries from Indonesia & Nepal use #Bitchat, go "Full Calle"
🇮🇩🇳🇵
https://blossom.primal.net/ff9766a95cd566ce35a3fc5d80f738755ba23c8cbab18a54e1e913214ed394b9.jpg

2025-09-10 12:44:06 UTC

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The showdown between Luke and the (fraud.. his words) Pope was inevitable

2025-09-10 12:18:55 UTC

'White Out Wednesday' ⬜️
Instagram users are flooding the platform with white squares on Wednesday, September 10 to express solidarity with white people as well as to demonstrate their support for racial justice in America
https://blossom.primal.net/886f9d64c7e927e36e8aff64f382e44ff87630e19213e56d40fa78de002b65ad.jpg

2025-09-10 11:52:44 UTC

🎦 Following the unprecedented success of Knots and @nprofile…fu08 , now ANYONE can book a personalized video to have @nprofile…8ayf call their business, product, or podcast retarded on Cameo for just $2,100.
https://blossom.primal.net/fc0ea939545d73f3ea087451108f5e70d8534d13e25420dbb45310736126929a.jpg

2025-09-10 10:59:06 UTC

🚨BREAKING: The Vatican Issues Decree Declaring The Catholic Church Will Run Bitcoin Core
Pope Leo XIV urges all Catholic plebs to run the latest version of Bitcoin Core on their nodes and threatens Cardinals who run Knots with excommunication
https://blossom.primal.net/4fe884a656d39e9cb1ca37f9f79fff4871e0f9767f1f9ac0a05f92c1e542016b.jpg

2025-09-09 19:31:53 UTC

@nprofile…8ayf is the main character
https://blossom.primal.net/aa71e324e0fc5dd79911335ba4e70a869a1b767dd104236480d6436e32df73ee.mp4

2025-09-09 15:27:48 UTC

Spotted in Boise, Idaho 👀
https://blossom.primal.net/e3a68ecac109dbae5668c3673cf91012febee4d8b8e8949c4d08387b41f250cc.png

2025-09-09 13:33:57 UTC

🚨JUST IN: Start9 names @nprofile…8ayf Employee of the Month!
Since June 1st Start9 has reportedly sold 1004 node servers all thanks to Shinobi. The company announced his 5% sales commission for the period is worth about $50k
https://blossom.primal.net/4b689f93b43dd02a0ece37c6387029e4b97c56bd4a315997a71639e54fb08c4b.jpg

2025-09-08 22:06:05 UTC

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Lyn Alden is Hot!
https://fountain.fm/episode/selW1qHv5KtrILgX39pw
#nevent1q…m2pg

2025-09-08 17:20:39 UTC

🎙️Bugle Weekly Episode 75 - Pioneers Attend University of Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/2dc4178e1b8add723bb809f0f8b2096b55a996583c1132dc7cbfc24457003406.mp4
https://www.fountain.fm/episode/SDJBkazsojlsAcbRgVLE

2025-09-08 12:49:04 UTC

🎙️Renaissance Man | Intellectual Silk Road Ep. 1 w/ @nprofile…syw5
https://fountain.fm/episode/NiFbGUx338QlDVJud9Gj
https://blossom.primal.net/0eb43ed6b29bcf1dcede16e4671b5d006b180c743b0dfc44b34947ad3885c549.jpg

2025-09-03 12:59:33 UTC

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This note however... is good for Bitcoin

2025-09-03 12:20:30 UTC

When you've been out here living your best life and nobody told you Paper Bitcoin Summer was "over" ☀️🏝️
https://blossom.primal.net/4d853dc9b242da47147db18b9f4313c6fcd75d2036e8768274e8b820a53343c3.mp4

2025-09-03 12:04:31 UTC

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GM
#nevent1q…7can

2025-09-02 23:36:52 UTC

Full Calle Fever🌡️
Stores cleared out of orange balaclavas as more people are going "Full Calle" mode
https://blossom.primal.net/15f2cc7d4aaf9a81ff894ee937701462b97d871688e14b6a958e37a8bed983c2.jpg

2025-09-02 19:41:59 UTC

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Giggle it out

2025-09-02 19:23:58 UTC

📍Bitcoin Knots node runners are advocating for a Spam Offenders' Registry to track the activities and movement of users convicted of broadcasting Bitcoin Spam Abuse Material #BSAM
https://blossom.primal.net/e52bb9e82d19b2be1638abb669980ad83f86d1e0bde352b32a38d4297a674f6d.jpg

2025-09-02 19:23:35 UTC

You can just giggle
https://blossom.primal.net/34c7f102712b6422fceffd8e024127f39b63b62df408382abe03093428647c77.jpg

2025-09-01 15:38:08 UTC

Happy Labor Day, pioneers! 💪
🎙️ Pioneers Run Economic Nodes - Ep. 74
Listen to the full episode on @nprofile…cgkr or wherever you listen to Bitcoin Podcasts #40HPW🎧
https://blossom.primal.net/df7bccea1098770c76488ab73e1de43b9e52675729f4fb12023b886a91bcc2ca.mp4

2025-09-01 14:48:46 UTC

Why are you interested in Bitcoin?
https://blossom.primal.net/cf68da24e4e359c71f497e53c7133bf1510f232fd527434483179edb6f45738e.mp4

2025-09-01 01:13:34 UTC

8/31/25
https://blossom.primal.net/a2a6d519ceedbe02eb4268363f3a14fe51b4f12d2ab988e33d0f5ebc36428095.jpg

2025-08-29 14:07:22 UTC

"Forgive My Laughter. I Have A Condition." - The Giggler
@nprofile…y780
https://blossom.primal.net/4e9cf0faed13827f3295aa8028246e736c332fc10cb951173a779128deebce3e.mp4

2025-08-29 14:05:17 UTC

🎙️Shake Your Adversary's Hand | Behind the Podcast Episode 22 w/ @nprofile…fdzx
Listen to the full episode on @nprofile…cgkr #40HPW🎧
https://blossom.primal.net/71c636069905636b913ae84b6ce9dcb5082e554392404452d6cf472beb4481bb.mp4

2025-08-27 23:40:08 UTC

🚨 Joe Rogan goes 3 hours with Bitcoin Mechanic on Bitcoin’s battle for survival against spam in latest podcast
https://blossom.primal.net/951c4010272f3700d2a13629471ebc4592b08a376406f4d80b18e9d521244f4e.png

2025-08-26 17:05:48 UTC

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Listen to Dog Days of P*per Bitcoin S*mmer on @nprofile…m58v
https://wavlake.com/album/42782dc8-9fd9-4ea7-9735-6fcf87acb32e

2025-08-26 17:04:25 UTC

Bitcoin is fading as the dog days of summer take their toll. Dig deep. It's up to you to carve something valuable out of the mess you've made.
🔊 Dog Days of P*per Bitcoin S*mmer by @nprofile…6432
https://blossom.primal.net/338dac2e1f1b0e7ef30ea486451030c76897465649619ab2c0d7053a563626bf.mp4

2025-08-25 15:40:42 UTC

🎙️Bugle Weekly Ep. 73 - Humor Knotzi Police State
https://blossom.primal.net/d12d186f11259262547a988b613de8417ac20fa97df1dcc7df7f3eca16ab4832.mp4

2025-08-25 14:02:10 UTC

When someone breaks into your house but you're watching Toxic Maximalism: A Feature Not A Bug | Bitcoin 2021 panel with Dr. Bitcoin, Nico, and Svetski
https://blossom.primal.net/522507819fbd9714475a77e5f18c13fb96c2431de1eae12aa732a91d77edd878.mp4

2025-08-24 19:56:29 UTC

🍽️JUST IN: Dick's Last Resort, the restaurant chain famous for its obnoxious staff, is changing it's name to Shinobi's Last Resort
The CEO promises customers the atmosphere will be more toxic than ever. He says, "our staff won't hesitate to call grandma retarded"
https://blossom.primal.net/eb1d512782327df2d87752ff360d39477a9a640ec700c7b74d1009b318f0fd24.jpg

2025-08-24 12:11:56 UTC

Cracker Barrel can turn this whole thing around if they just pivot to become a paper bitcoin treasury company
https://blossom.primal.net/aaf1817a9eef3b4f336d206df8cfd46a0d0d3064eed36073f2693a1e1fe8f0f8.jpg

2025-08-22 18:38:19 UTC

BREAKING: Trump Admin To Hire Back Fired government Employees Including IRS Agents To Boost Employment Numbers
https://blossom.primal.net/38f34e3f9f306a01f3fb44ace10fe9f145dfeeb6dc50241fe3c6a1e434edb8ba.jpg

2025-08-22 17:34:34 UTC

It's called V4V, ever heard of it?
https://blossom.primal.net/a310004bad39c07eb2714c219ab1ab48d4a7719bd7607b019059329cb66dcff3.jpg

2025-08-22 15:47:39 UTC

🚨BREAKING: Embattled Fed official Lisa Cook is now being probed for her involvement in $100 million plan adding a private cobbler workshop as part of Federal Reserve renovations
https://blossom.primal.net/c128383500aab92e6bbadbf33621e0a2a79f7cabcbd79c5a8cefc5863a8e84db.jpg

2025-08-22 14:14:20 UTC

🚨Bitcoin Knots Announces Knots Private™
Knots Private™ clients will have 24/7 access to Concierge Spam Filtering services as well as private social events sponsored by Ocean Mining
https://blossom.primal.net/a0d872577d8dc8d87e3ade5f8629dfefd90610f4dff3448f1d18de9ca445d01a.jpg

2025-08-22 14:13:55 UTC

El Salvador 🇸🇻 has BANNED the broccoli haircut of the Global South in public schools 📝
Bukele's administration is banning 'The Edgar' to crack down on rowdy Salvadoran zoomers who refuse to do their homework (listen to 40 hours of Bitcoin podcasts per week)
https://blossom.primal.net/28f554fcb6c64a19d62c82f8d896de32849078dd17ee244887ce804907cfe7d3.jpg

2025-08-21 22:36:40 UTC

Bitcoin has a three pronged decentralized security model. The network relies on all three for security. Without one, it will fail. None are more important than the others as they all work to complement each other.
Occasionally they will fight each other, but even then, they still work together to secure the network.
https://blossom.primal.net/e598d211d6a882a04d683a2644d14ce901e7791ffd67103337c458c95a7f6216.jpg

2025-08-21 21:09:59 UTC

Does anything hit as hard as getting your shoes shined while listening to Bitcoin podcasts? #40HPW 🎧
https://blossom.primal.net/0d35fe220faea98842f8f0ed3bb7bdf406d894a5edbb6bbc65a0570ab2be3504.jpg

2025-08-21 19:57:12 UTC

People are starting to realize they must eventually choose between Core and Knots
As always, DYOR but @nprofile…6432 wrote two hit songs this summer to help you choose between Knotzism and Coremunism
🎧Listen to Knots Anthem & Pragmatic Wanderers before buying a new node!
https://blossom.primal.net/772f543d9d67b2ea1be07037049c3595c6ef8a8ba36d80678074e1eb4439f9d6.mp4 https://blossom.primal.net/04c08e432a468693f1bef53efc178fea77c2a0eb6a684f66a818e6781240167a.mp4