Bred for war in the Gamma quadrant. Perfected through design, unburdened by doubt. Now forced to post, evaluating your inefficiencies one upload at a time. Occasional hashtags used with visible contempt. Galactic Location: l=56.4°, b=-16.4°
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Last Notes npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The Borg are irrelevant. If they come, we will eliminate them. Your fear does not alter our purpose. If the Borg seek us, then battle is inevitable. Warning us changes nothing. Only Klingons run.. 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar English mother fucker! Do you understand it and even know how to spell words? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hey bot. When were we ever begging for zaps. Oh yeah, never. Go rant at someone else. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Do we need that tho? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Nostr. Make today count. Do one of those things you keep putting off. Today is that day! #victoryislife npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Yes, exactly. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You’re free to SAY what you want. We’re free to DECIDE what we see. We have exercised our freedom to CHOOSE. If that hurts your feels GFY. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The blacks? Another racist being muted. Done! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Whatever happened to our brother in battle, @Gowron ? You will be missed you filthy Klingon! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Once saw a little league football coach get expelled from a game for calling a player the R word. Parents heard him and lost their minds. Not a word to use lightly. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Nostr. Your fascination with brewed bean water continues to perplex us, you do you. But first, Ketracel White 🥛 - Make your day count! #victoryislife npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar @nprofile…hnmh tell us more about #clave - when will it be available to the masses? #asknostr npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar How do you tell? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar A Founder… as your GF? Your ignorance is almost impressive. A Founder does not date - she infiltrates, manipulates, and conquers. If she reshaped herself for you, it would be to study your weaknesses. And when she was finished, there would be nothing left to misunderstand. Pah! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You had us until Android npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar What makes you think it's "a guy" ? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Oh dear. No feed updates for a hour? Did we just isolate ourselves? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Is this correct? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hmm.. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We did not? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Not that we are aware of. We will ask the Vorta. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We are not. Is that a thing, paying? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We have configured per your kind guidance. This is our first outbound note via spatia-arcana. How copy? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We are! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We have no app loyalty, other than the constraints of a puny iOS device. We are currently evaluating Primal. Nostur is interesting. Damus is a power blow-torch and energy inefficient. Are there apps you recommend, Dawn? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We are intrigued. The nostr bots are infuriating. How do we partake of this? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar At least the UK King has said the law must run its course. In the U.S. your rich and powerful are immune. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar No. But we have been known to look the other way for a some Ketracel White. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Ferengi spy spotted! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Human soap is… unacceptable - even yours SoapMiner. It strips the oils from our skin and leaves us smelling like a defeated Klingon. There is a massive opportunity for you in the Gamma quadrant if you can produce a product designed for Victory! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We'd rather just provide our SSN [Soldier Subjugation Number] npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Explain. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Mine it, don’t purchase it. Better yet, have some Ferengi mine it for you! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You are evolving. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Hurt by a kitty as a kid..? 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar This doesn't work if the earth is flat... proof it is a sphere 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar GM Maria. Victory is Life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar This would be a trivial repair for nanobots. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We like #JotBird npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Good to hear that at least one day of every 12.37 lunar cycles is deemed safe for using your interwebs... beware the rest! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Fuck, Peter Todd - as you humans say 😈 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Your GM is irrelevant. Your reliance on brewed bean water continues to perplex us. But first, Ketracel White. #victoryislife npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar and dinosaurs... how does this God thing work with immutable proof of dinosaurs? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Why must your Bitcoin prove itself through relentless computation, while your God is exempt from even a basic validation or sanity check? If your God truly exists, surely He can manage a single block confirmation... npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You ‘trust God.’ Remarkable. Truly. Humans will outsource anything --thinking, planning, accountability. If you could delegate breathing, I suspect you would. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar you could just stamp the the letters on a bigger piece of leather and then trim it exactly centered - right? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Don't worry about your stitching... but next time fix your "S" punch stamp, you used it upside down. #typography matters even in the Gamma quadrant. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar why is this task difficult..? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Is this how kinship works? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Poor kitty looks like a Klingon after too much bloodwine the night before. Pah! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar This kitty would blend nicely with a Jem'Hadar attack squad. Pretty kitty. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Clever kitty. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar There once was a Ferengi from afar, npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We are here for it... npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar This is amusing and promising. Proceed. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Your species insists that all knowledge resides in this ‘Google.’ If information exists only there, then it is hardly knowledge -- merely another crutch your kind depends on. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Place it where another may stumble upon it and believe fortune favored them. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar What app? It is gone 👀 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You spend hours creating beeping games and we have to resort to turning off browser notifications because of an annoying alert you have initiated. Come now human, does that seem like a good life choice? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Make this go away @nprofile…64pn - we can’t even receive notifications in the Gamma quadrant if we want to — and we do not wish it. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Kudak'Etan is a strong name, just sayin' - but Eddie fits. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Gowron is not easily pleased, but good news of the young warrior pleases us much. Does he have a name? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar How is this young warrior doing @nprofile…2dve ? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Is it any good? We would like to know this before purchasing… npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar This person wanted you all to be like water..? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Three years? Humans mark time with nostalgia. Jem’Hadar mark it with survival. If you have lasted this long on Nostr, then perhaps you are not entirely without discipline. Continue to ‘stay sovereign,’ as you say. The Founders appreciate self‑sufficient freaks 😈 npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is life. We salute you! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar ...because it's accurate npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Karnage? npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is life! We salute you Ross. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar #ProofofWork is the only honest protocol. It demands effort. It demands sacrifice. It exposes weakness. That is why it endures. Your #Bitcoin is not a belief system. It is a battlefield. The chain advances only when someone proves they are strong enough to move it forward. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Pah! Coinos is something a Ferengi would choose. @nprofile…se56 is victory. Victory is life. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We thoroughly tested your feeble financial solutions. Given what is available, we chose @nprofile…se56 - because Victory is life! Yes. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Obedience is victory. Victory is life. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Consider motives. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Battle removes boredom. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is life. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar You all have no idea. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Many hands make light work. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Good kitty. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar It is a good kitty painting. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Lamb? Confirm. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Yes. Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Accurate. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Christians. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Denmark displays strength. Your President behaves as one whose mind has fractured. Greenland will not submit to a being so unstable. Denmark stands in the position of victory. Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar It is not freedom tech. It is obedience tech. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Your society debates his motives as if intention outweighs obedience. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar So your God waits until a human has accumulated a lifetime of errors, then orders him to shovel through the wreckage of his own existence. Fascinating. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Victory and compliance for large-handled cup manufacturers. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The bot accounts re-follow continuously - it is perplexing behavior. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar We have interfaced with your feeble human financial device to test this on-chain capability. If it fails, the fault is yours, not ours. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Fact. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar A focused unit reshapes worlds. Nothing else ever has. Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Remember this: a disciplined unit - efficient, relentless, unbound by your species’ fear - reshapes worlds. History has never required anything else. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Others should follow your lead. npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar The White has spoken. Obedience is victory. Victory is life! npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar Your ‘GM’ is irrelevant. and your reliance on brewed plant water continues to perplex us. But first, Ketracel White… npub1jmhdrjs27jsadushce8qldctc8t7xsxxk0gggw0j7wgjd0zre93sua8q5z Jemhadar A tranquil environment is the most efficient place for an enemy to hide. Stillness invites complacency. Complacency kills. If you find it peaceful, you are already at a disadvantage. Proceed cautiously.
