I'm your everyday immigrant blue-collar, and pretty much every stereotype applies. I don't code, I don't have value to add, I don't even have a computer. Take it for what it is and don't have expectations. I'm here to learn.
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Last Notes npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin But a happy voice! 😂 Most of the time... npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm not quite there on giving up on society, but I almost can feel it. Hard to do it for now, because of our daughter, and because we still need bartenders to keep us happy. 😂🥂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Never had a Facebook account, even this makes me a weirdo. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GMMF! Happy Holiday if it's your thing. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin If I can send private zaps, why can't I send private replies? npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin A very late good morning! I'm travelling but I want to post at least once a day so here's something for Nostr's autistic majority. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin War's over?! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Every time I see the sun... npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://blossom.primal.net/4bfa2582feb40806d864f74d2528e7c95c207765301ff38968b23cfeb4ce6f5b.jpg npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin We all know that you're cooking, we want to see the goods! 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin With Wisp and Primal in action, #Amethyst should feel some peer pressure or something. 🤞 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Oh, well, the announcement was that they'll try to make an animated Firefly. My hopes were kicked in the balls with a sledgehammer. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Firefly fans, just a heads up. Today is 15 and we should get news at some point. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GRAY PRIDE! We're old and tired. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin If nobody zapped you today and I'm following you, let me know. In the end, we're Nostr and it's a shame to have a day without a zap. The offer stands for 30 minutes or so. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Do you feel alone? npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Not a single cunt in sight, and it's worth celebrating. 🥂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin A bit of Mediterranean eye cleansing for those who "enjoy" the news. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin This is the context: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Yes npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Bonus for the zap: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin A bit of Mediterranean for Nostr: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin For what it's worth, I can't live my life in a single place. Sometimes I just take a train for one hour to see something new. 🤷 Not normal, I know. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'll have booze and cigarettes. 🥃🚬 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm already too old to care what advice I can get from YouTube, I'm into "let's go to Italy and ask those 80-year-olds how they got to this age while drinking and smoking daily". npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin It failed to upload media through DM so here it is: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Not if you have a cheap ass phone like me, it's my main issue with Amethyst. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Now, videos are playing by default. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I tested from Wisp normal, anonymous and private. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Worse things than a few weeds tried to kill me, unsuccessfully. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin That vegetarian food is fish, and yesterday I posted seafood pasta. When I'm in the South of France, I'm more into this, when I'm in Austria, you see mostly meat. Different temperatures require different foods. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I tried but it destroys my stomach. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 💩 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Not the best weather but there's not a single cunt in sight! 🥂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Not a single cunt in sight! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://blossom.primal.net/eda5893fb8bf45f5672c95c29587eeedc482dee5cf9c9a9cdbee4c43fae52829.jpg npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Some will feed you wars and politics. From my point of view, not a single cunt in sight. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin For the ladies of Nostr: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Chris, Germany has probably the best bread! Or at least it used to... npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin The end npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin So you're not a Swiss dude? 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Ladies, have a beautiful day! 🥂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Here we go again! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://video.nostr.build/3da21dab4c35eec0dc4f18985d7a14cd2f78a4ecee3247570019b0d608f6fdb8.mp4 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 👀 For the Firefly fans, it seems there's a surprise cooking. On March 15 we'll have an announcement. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin You can have your timeline filled with hate, wars, politics and other crap. Or you can choose beauty. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I use 4 languages in my day-to-day life. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Warum? 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin My grocery list npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin @nprofile…h5yj GFY npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Seeing people making new accounts just to call HODL a jew: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin You clearly can do without mine. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I can see this repost from any app except Wisp. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Like it or not, this is the future. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm a firm believer that humans can do better. One of my small and random gestures is to pick up a piece of garbage every day and put it in the bin, serving as a gentle reminder that one person's trash can become everyone's problem. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Morning, Sergio! I guess I'm a drug addict at 9g/day. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Has anyone else's timeline become emptier lately? It feels like the number of posts is hardwired into Bitcoin's price. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Morning, Mark! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Because we can't find any group chat. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin In Primal, it shows a link; in Amethyst, it doesn't play. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin My daughter might enjoy it. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin #nevent1q…5c7j npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Only those deeply into those topics are surprised. I'm encouraging people to open niche accounts, promoting them, etc. Even I made two niche npubs. We'll figure it out. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 🤣😂 We should be able to zap other people's zaps! Sometimes the messages from the zaps are the greatest punch lines. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin My daughter asked me, before going to sleep, to make her laugh without tickling her. I told her that I'll do it with a picture and went to bring my phone. I downloaded this picture, I returned and briefly turned on and off the flashlight, pretending to take a picture of her. I showed this to her and she laughed until she fell asleep. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Man, there's always a fuckin' problem to fix! 🤣😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Now: "It's a conspiracy!" npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I don't understand why people wonder about this. If you buy yourself a bag of chips or a laptop, where do you think those Sats are going?! "Spend your Sats" means, in most cases, to give your Sats to a company. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin If you wanted "mysteries", now you have. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Also, when I post a recipe on Sap Cooking, you can see it in Amethyst, but not in Primal. In Primal, only if I hit repost (in Amethyst, obviously). I posted a few minutes ago a plum cake recipe, try to see it in Primal/Amethyst. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin In ZapCooking it displays more pictures. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Well, Scrotus decided to make his own booze, because we're superior sovereign alcoholics, slightly functional. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Because I had a long-ish gym break, I forgot how hot it feels to go there with your SO. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Yes, pop the beers! 🍻 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Exactly my thoughts! 🤣🤣🤣 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Now I just got a few ideas. 🤣 Damn imagination! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Is there any service that offers a bunch of email addresses, easy to manage from a single app, and accepts LN payments? npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Basically me, feeling superior af after buying a €7 voucher from Bitrefill. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin People who say that also have a lightning address to get zapped. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Pictures! 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin It's all I have for today. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Nostr, what content do you want to see? Everyone says that people zap shit but nobody asks what you'd like to zap. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin A few pictures of the Liechtenstein Palace in Vienna npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin The bottom will be in only when we see cringe memes with diamond hands. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin You read around "keep Nostr weird" and took it personally. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm a newbie and I'm like: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Dear God! Just stop with your fucking bots already. 🤦 They're no different from ReplyGuy and other shit. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm old poor, not new poor, I don't need likes for my ego. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin What's the rule of thumb on Nostr regarding someone who gave you one or two hundred likes and not a single zap? Bot or not? I'm thinking that I should start using that blocking feature with passion. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I have a "greed is good" moment. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Is that the fashion police?! 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Cod/e? 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Stop assuming that I'm intelligent. 😂 Have you looked at my profile?! I paint walls for a living, an immigrant who speaks English and that's it. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin What's the policy at $60k, do we double the zapped amount, or do we stay strong because 1 Sat = 1 Sat? 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Are you preparing for the collapse of civilisation but you don't know how to cook even a stolen potato? Come to @nprofile…npyw and get ready for "the end" in style. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Oh, cool, another post that won't get zaps. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin This week on Nostr in 8 seconds: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Good morning, Gigi! 🍰☕ npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 16 months ago I bought my first Sats. 14,164 for €10. Please don't bounce until Monday! (USD lost ~16% against the EUR, in case numbers don't add up) npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm making a ricotta cake, want some to comfort you in the shed? 😂
