The Bulgarian Pork Whistle

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NGU Absolutist ✨

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2026-01-03 10:29:45 UTC

Trumps second term vs Peak Obama
Countries bombed by Trump:
Nigeria
Yemen
Somalia
Venezuela
Syria
Iraq
Iran
(7)
Countries bombed by Obama:
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Iraq
Syria
Libya
Yemen
Somalia
(7)
Who do you think Bomber Trump will strike next to finally overtake Obama?
#asknostr ? #news #nostr
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c5yqygxe41pt

2025-12-20 01:06:50 UTC

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We are going to win bigly.
We are going to win hugely!

2025-12-17 06:02:17 UTC

Bitcoin Bear Market Update! 🐻 📉
We are down 18% for the year ⤵️
Down 22% when adjusted for inflation.
From the 2021 high of $69,000 back on November 10th last cycle to now is a 24% gain!!!
Over FOUR years ago!!!
One thousand four hundred and ninety eight days ago!
1 - 4 - 9 - 8 days!!!!!
A 24% gain!!!!
That’s FUCKED!!! Absolutely fucking #trash! 🗑️ 😂
*Bitcoin has a CAGR of 50%! 🤥
*150k by Christmas! 🤥
*Best performing asset of the last 5 years! 🤥
*All you have to do is stack for one cycle and you’ll be way ahead financially! 🤥
*Become a wholecoiner on Nov 10, 2021 and retire your bloodline! 🤥
The #copium / #hopium and lies are diabolical!
#asknostr #nostr #bitcoin # BTC #lies #shitcoin #dudcoin #bear #bearish #bearmarket #stayhumble #stacksats #freedom #freedumb #zaps #sats
https://blossom.primal.net/8ee11f8fac71ab30a9eb9688970f0c9c28f0c09100b4bf7e2edb6aa82182469f.jpg

2025-12-16 21:58:59 UTC

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Zionists exist ✅
Jihadi Terrorists exist ✅
“Blindly defending Zionists”
Your eyes 👀 really are painted on aren’t they??
Echo chambers are one hell of a drug…

2025-12-16 07:42:56 UTC

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All aboard! The short bus 🚌!
Outsourcing all critical thinking to the lame excuse of, ‘it’s the Jews!’ is low energy AF.
Believe it or not, Jihadi terrorists have been at it for a longgggggg time!
Receipts:
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=2025
Feel free to dig around the website :)

2025-11-24 01:18:28 UTC

Stacking #sats is 80% mental and 40% mental…
#retardmaxx #bitcoin #asknostr

2025-11-19 22:09:55 UTC

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“Bitch of you don’t”
What are you trying to say?

2025-11-19 21:52:18 UTC

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Ohhhh….. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
You’re gunna make me take out a line of credit against our mortgage / family home without telling the wife and kids to stack more sats!

2025-11-16 08:52:02 UTC

https://fountain.fm/episode/r7l73Yy81Z7tGVjkvezk
@nprofile…z4hl @nprofile…0nly @nprofile…7rv0
Great Rip!
Love that Matt said he wouldn’t be too pleased if it was another 4 years until new ATH!
Yes - Bitcoin Freedom Money
Yes - NGU is fucking great (and bloody important!)
Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles).
🧡

2025-11-16 02:51:22 UTC

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BULL(ant) MARKET UPDATE! 📉 🐂 🐜
Bitcoin is up 4.4% from 12 months ago :)
Official CPI for the last 12 months is 3.1%
We are really doing it anon!
We are beating inflation by 1.3%!
AH-MAZIN!!!!!!
We are up 37% from last cycles high of 69k over 4 years ago…
That’s 9.25% worth of gains split evenly over the last 4 years!
We are edging out poorly run stonks based on performance anon!
We are really doing it!
Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles).
🧡
#bull #bullant #bullish #bulltarded #bear #bearish #beartarded #sats #stacksats #stayhumble #Inflation #stonks #cope #hopium
https://blossom.primal.net/a9849b887702586d5283afc7e18ab93f3681ed8e8e13652000d05718bdcd44ce.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/9a2790a6b7017fd3167fa93055c7ce2898482443c2a894e1010dac70916c92f1.jpg

2025-11-15 20:23:58 UTC

A shared hatred is more potent than a shared love.

2025-11-13 21:04:48 UTC

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#copium
The truth: Bitcoin has wildly underperformed!
69k to 97k over a 4 year time period factoring in inflation is abysmal.
All the talking heads (podcasters) who predicted 250k for 2025 have pivoted to ‘chopsolidation for 10 years is great’!
Less #cope more #NGU !
The new mantra:
Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles) to beat inflation!
🧡 the coin ;)

2025-11-13 03:46:27 UTC

We are up 16% for the year and this figure is rapidly decreasing as we get closer to December.
For the love of God anon:
Stop telling people and yourself we are in a bull market cycle!
The ‘SaTs On SaLe brigade!’ are working overtime! 🫠
So much #copium and #hopium 🤡
#NOcap #BearMarket #BullAntCycle #Bitcoin #Bearish #Bullish #Bulltarded #asknostr #nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/1fb07b7c292a0eb7771888563ab2c3645672528eb52b76de027953476bca8104.jpg

2025-11-03 05:05:56 UTC

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Meanwhile in China 🇨🇳:
No fucking around with daylight savings!
Imagine the economic and business advantages a country gains by having a uniform timezone 24/7, 365.
This is one of many reasons why the West is getting its ass handed to it.
https://blossom.primal.net/4ce4194c23ebb17a6d7359fc23921bf30a7b3a43c29c88d605b3f2fa5bb3f248.jpg

2025-10-24 23:24:30 UTC

Asking for a friend.
In normal creative writing / blogging / social media posting, do you ever use an — em dash?
Every time I see an — em dash, I assume it’s AI generated gobbledygook.
For me it’s the tell tale sign of AI slop.
Am I wrong?
Have you ever used an em dash in normal day to day writing?
— — — ✍️
#asknostr

2025-10-23 02:48:45 UTC

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Quite the whip! A little sausage fest on wheels 🌭
You know what they say DDF?
‘You are not a man until you have had a man’ 🌭
True story :)

2025-10-22 21:44:44 UTC

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So, you want to buy a home using millions of dollars of Bitcoin in ~5 years.
All the Bitcoin was purchased with BISQ, robosats, mining, HODL HODL and p2p purchases.
Chain surveillance is 100x more insidious than today.
How would you buy a house?

2025-10-22 21:15:18 UTC

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No nerve struck my man ;)
Just curious to see what other cars / 4x4s and trucks other plebs have their eyes on!
👀

2025-10-22 19:54:50 UTC

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What car / truck / 4x4 have you got your eye on big boy?

2025-10-22 19:30:13 UTC

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Asking for a friend.
When Bitcoin reaches $1,000,000 USD + and you want to buy a home by either A) getting a loan against your Bitcoin or B) selling your Bitcoin how will you do this?
(Playing devils advocate)
In 5 years time, online surveillance tech is going to be so evil and powerful it will sniff out KYC free 🌽 from a mile away. Exchanges won’t want it, normies won’t want it, lenders will reject it, mixing services will be non-existent and if you can mix em the surveillance tech will pick up on it.
Have you got a future proof plan to use those sweet freedom KYC free sats?
When this thing rips to a milli everyone needs a plan on how to spend it (peer to peer) or borrow against it or barter with it in an incredibly hostile and surveillance saturated world. The freedom tools that work today are likely not going to exist tomorrow.

2025-10-22 01:14:51 UTC

#Toyota
‘Land Cruiser FJ 2026’
Toyota Australia - Don’t fuck around - pull the trigger on bringing this into the country ASAP!
A short wheel based, proper 4 x 4 that is ~700mm longer than a #Suzuki Jimny XL.
#WorthTheSats
#FJCruiser #LandCruiser #Mini #LandCruiserFJ
https://blossom.primal.net/81c5b5bd53cdb766eca971b5b3dd581b50d59dad95e19f7f8d2cd248ba62441e.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/53799e1032936d828c91f5be575259d7059c21d41802d650caca6083f7bc8d94.jpg

2025-10-18 03:43:08 UTC

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$69,000 in 2021 to $106,000 in 2025 is abysmal.
Measure from last cycle top to now OR cycle top to cycle.
When you apply man math / strong math it clearly shows the bull run has never started this cycle.
Over a 4 year period to go from 69k to 106k is fucking trash. 🗑️

2025-09-27 23:35:51 UTC

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It’s a beautiful thing ⛰️ 🧡

2025-09-27 22:53:41 UTC

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Odell has earned his keep and the right to slowly pull back into real nym territory.
Any one who disagrees deserves the belt!
https://blossom.primal.net/1ad496bbf53bf76511f1f9a5b87b2f85da178e2f9c2644db34d21d26c0758fb0.jpg

2025-09-27 22:50:59 UTC

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@nprofile…8ul5
*The extra mile is never crowded*
Keep building 🔨!
#nevent1q…4rak

2025-09-27 21:10:07 UTC

💃
https://open.spotify.com/track/4qrP6yd1i6ZRP543jECwIg

2025-09-27 19:17:40 UTC

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No
#nevent1q…vl05

2025-09-27 19:17:31 UTC

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No
#nevent1q…jmy9

2025-09-27 08:22:42 UTC

Orange man doing some petty shit like this is fucking hilarious! USA! USA! 😝
https://youtube.com/shorts/9dQxcCCXqcI

2025-09-27 03:46:10 UTC

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🇦🇺!!!

2025-09-27 02:47:38 UTC

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For the ones up the back who didn’t heed dad’s call 5 years ago.
Pull down your tweeds!
🦞 🍑
Reference: In Australian English, a "tweed" can informally refer to trousers or pants.
https://blossom.primal.net/1ad496bbf53bf76511f1f9a5b87b2f85da178e2f9c2644db34d21d26c0758fb0.jpg

2025-09-27 02:25:50 UTC

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Congratulations young stud!

2025-09-27 01:01:35 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/d251b33a7939887190558ff3d12188bd43c86bfdfb456641c45119a3dcec5569.gif

2025-09-27 00:09:30 UTC

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You are not a real man until you have had a man. Women are fake men. True story.
Are you a real man @nprofile…qd9j ???
👀

2025-09-26 23:13:22 UTC

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Congratulations 🙌🏽!

2025-09-26 23:01:46 UTC

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Love this! Will be watching along 👀

2025-09-26 23:01:17 UTC

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I’m a big fan of this!
Will be watching 👀
#nevent1q…euas

2025-09-26 22:32:58 UTC

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Sue the pants off ‘it’…
#nevent1q…7vrh

2025-09-26 22:20:36 UTC

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Free at last 🙏

2025-09-26 22:20:24 UTC

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Free at last 🙏
#nevent1q…sfd2

2025-09-26 21:51:53 UTC

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Fuck around and find out…
Dad has spoken!
https://blossom.primal.net/1ad496bbf53bf76511f1f9a5b87b2f85da178e2f9c2644db34d21d26c0758fb0.jpg

2025-09-26 20:42:38 UTC

Röyksopp vs Andhim 💃
❤️
https://open.spotify.com/album/5Gub6wHosCUhHM8Cx3LVTT
#music #dance #whatelseisthere ?

2025-09-26 20:00:06 UTC

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Record ETF inflows
Record MSTR BTC stack
Record number of BTC treasury companies being created.
Hash rate hitting record highs.
Surely something has to give!

2025-09-26 19:44:31 UTC

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Keep ✍️ the good fight ⚔️

2025-09-26 10:57:54 UTC

You’re Welcome 😇
https://vimeo.com/154950465
Uhh Yeah Dude
America through the eyes of 2 American Americans
Seth’s Clips Vol. 24
#UYD #SeatBelts #UHHYEAHDUDE

2025-09-26 10:37:17 UTC

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Keep ✍️ the good fight ⚔️

2025-09-26 04:07:19 UTC

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*Correction*
We are back to the same price levels of December 17th, 2024.
283 days ago.
Flatter than a shit carters hat! 🎩
@npub153x…ryu8
#nevent1q…tq2f

2025-09-26 02:31:52 UTC

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Looks like it!

2025-09-26 02:24:44 UTC

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Confucius say: True Story 🙏

2025-09-26 02:04:15 UTC

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Pink Lady is indeed God tier :)

2025-09-26 02:02:23 UTC

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Oh we are definitely in an elongated cycle. We are just in the plateau zone!
The best and most honest way to measure the success of a bull run is to measure from cycle top to cycle top.
2021 we were at 69K.
Over 4 years later to be at 109K, no matter how you slice it is not great.
~58% over a 4 year time horizon.
If Bitcoin does not reach ~210K by years end, 2025 will be an absolute dud.
The thesis of holding for one cycle (4 years) to assist with financial freedom is dead 100%.
The new thesis we should be telling noobs is #hodl for 2.5 cycles (10 years) to feel a decent change to your personal finances.
Bitcoin is still king, he’s just getting older 👴!

2025-09-26 01:54:29 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f0866aefea569f51f9872f74631cc607df73cdb419a8d35b38b04d82c94d457a.jpg

2025-09-26 01:39:13 UTC

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Bearish as fuck!
283 days of 0% gains since the 2024 top.
We are post halving.
We are mid treasury company record accumulation.
We are mid record ETF inflows.
I’ll be bullish when we are in a bull run.
Until then!

2025-09-26 01:37:17 UTC

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Gotta love it when @nprofile…7rv0 enters the chat.
He gives off angry dad / disappointed dad vibes and he’s not wrong.
His voice and opinion is a powerful lever within the #Bitcoin community.
Because he has taken the righteous path from day zero he gets to wield the belt and tan the ass of naughty Bitcoiners until a nice shade of lobster 🦞 appears.
Dad has spoken.
Yield to his call.
Or feel the belt across your ass! 😩
Stay humble and stack sats 🧡

2025-09-26 01:35:40 UTC

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2025-09-26 00:05:57 UTC

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You are not a man until you have had a man @nprofile…zzkg 🥰
#nevent1q…rkvy

2025-09-25 23:40:08 UTC

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Call me tone deaf but I ain’t hearing anything that rhymes!
https://blossom.primal.net/a03df785859755f2a48ccf21074f07aa12ad36cdea079aa43354ec484a48ab00.jpg

2025-09-25 23:37:02 UTC

#Silver absolutely bullying #Bitcoin in recent months!
Silver coins are fun to collect.
Maples, Eagles, Kangaroos, Krugerrands, Britannias.
And then selling them for Bitcoin and berating gold bugs at the precious metal store is also fun :)
Life’s good man :)
🥰
https://blossom.primal.net/fb07c35ba2e5eaff0a46c73b89a2b2643985faed47f2d497b9ffd7af659dd341.jpg

2025-09-25 23:26:08 UTC

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Agreed. Are you a fan of oriental resinous smells? I am. I also like the smell of animalic musk blended with oud. It gives me the fizz.

2025-09-25 22:22:30 UTC

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Yes sir! 🚀

2025-09-25 22:05:45 UTC

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🔥

2025-09-25 21:47:19 UTC

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🥰

2025-09-25 21:46:35 UTC

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Expensive taste! A pre-2010 whole coiner no doubt! Either way I’m still going to zap you 🥰

2025-09-25 21:37:04 UTC

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You win - you got me.
Are you a vanilla or chocolate person?
Here’s some more sats for milkshakes ❤️

2025-09-25 21:32:34 UTC

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Make a milkshake and touch grass 🧡

2025-09-25 21:31:23 UTC

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Thank you 🙏 🥰

2025-09-25 21:24:43 UTC

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#KnotsCopium 101

2025-09-25 21:23:59 UTC

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What do you think Sherlock?

2025-09-25 21:19:15 UTC

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Keep writing ✍️ the good fight ⚔️

2025-09-25 21:09:31 UTC

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Keep ✍️ the good fight ⚔️

2025-09-25 21:06:56 UTC

#WorthTheSats ?
314,508 SATS
I personally think this watch kicks ass!
Don’t tempt me further!
SEIKO 5 SPORTS 42.5MM SSK001K
#Watch #Seiko #Seiko5 #GMT #Automatic #SSK001K
https://blossom.primal.net/ddb2e5a2466470eff9c551fd1fda2bd7093f14237c5fc01c38777e8e2a04adcc.jpg

2025-09-25 19:45:14 UTC

#Breaking #News!
December 17th, 2024: $108,600 USD
September 25th, 2025: $109,600 USD
283 days later…
<1% increase…
You haven’t beaten inflation
You are not in a bull cycle
Stop spreading #hopium and #copium
This is post halving as well!
And apparently the institutions are piling in! 😜
For Bitcoin to change your life financially stack sats for 2.5 cycles (10 years).
Stay humble, wait decades, stack sats!
#bitcoin #sats #retardbullrun
@nprofile…3tqj

2025-09-25 09:46:42 UTC

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Bull Run they say! 😜
Bullshit! 🐂 💩
#Bitcoin #BullRun #NothingBurger #Sats
#nevent1q…c0pc

2025-09-25 09:21:43 UTC

Cameras ready, prepare to flash!
💃 💃 💃
Wouldn't you know it
Not here more than thirty seconds
And already I see a bad little kid
Doin' bad little things
He is sucking on a balloon
Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents
It's a balloon filled with the gas called
Nitrous oxide
Laughing gas, hee hee hee, hee hee, ha ha!
But this is no laughing matter
Cameras ready, prepare to flash!
https://open.spotify.com/track/5o86zWm0MZAY9yu5TPWRbP
https://blossom.primal.net/8741e073574ae29be81d510c8517cf159bd65a3310d8f40ff0ba7eed60cc171c.jpg

2025-09-25 06:55:01 UTC

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My valley runneth over

2025-09-25 06:14:14 UTC

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Oui Chef! 👩‍🍳

2025-09-25 05:41:51 UTC

Breaking News!
December 17th, 2024: $108,600 USD
September 25th, 2025: $111,900 USD
282 days later…
3% increase…
Haven’t beaten inflation
You are not in a bull cycle
Stop spreading hopium
This is post halving as well!
And apparently the institutions are piling in! 😜
For Bitcoin to change your life financially stack sats for 2.5 cycles (10 years).
Stay humble, wait decades, stack sats!
@npub1t8a…56yu

2025-09-25 03:16:04 UTC

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👀

2025-09-25 02:35:15 UTC

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Again, the burden of managing pain and illness without the proper medication falls to women because of new *science*.
As men we ask a lot of women but what are you actually providing and giving back to balance the scales?
I see a lot of degenerate men drinking booze every night while their partner is abstaining from shellfish, cheese, ibuprofen, alcohol and a laundry list of other potential teratogens.
Morally bankrupt behaviour.
A lot of deadshit’s trying to make big calls about who should do what from a soap box built on quicksand and bullshit.
If you don’t know what @nprofile…4lyj is referring to, that’s a big problem.
Act accordingly.
#nevent1q…9x2s

2025-09-25 02:24:48 UTC

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Great answer! Enjoy ☺️

2025-09-25 02:03:52 UTC

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🧡

2025-09-25 02:03:09 UTC

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Have you ever smoked an Arturo Fuente Exquisitos Maduro Small Panatella? A lovely little smoke 💨!

2025-09-25 02:01:30 UTC

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My favourite maker ❤️
Arturo Fuente!
Enjoy ☺️ 💨

2025-09-24 21:30:15 UTC

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Great advice

2025-09-24 20:44:18 UTC

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Keep writing ✍️ the good fight sword ⚔️

2025-09-24 20:35:06 UTC

#AskNostr
You have a $6,000 USD loan against your Bitcoin. Interest rate is fixed at 10% over 3 years. Would you:
A) Buy Bitcoin in a lump sum at today’s price of ~113k
B) Purchase a @nprofile…xr0w rig and keep some dry powder on hand for monthly service fees
C) Put the 6k towards your #home deposit fund
D) Use the funds to purchase an array of long arm #rifles and #shotguns plus a years worth of #ammunition
E) Purchase 2 freeze dryers and start a #sidehustle selling preserved food and recycle the funds into a Bitcoin #DCA
OR
DO NOT take out a loan against your Bitcoin and continue to stay humble and stack sats?
#WorthTheSats ???

2025-09-24 06:26:31 UTC

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Habitual ritual, to find out the news of the world, escapism, to share ideas and find kindred anon spirits ✨

2025-09-24 05:05:46 UTC

Public Service Announcement:
#Nostr is not holier than now.
You can still doom scroll on Nostr.
You can still view porn on Nostr.
You can still fight with retarded anons on Nostr.
You can still see beheadings and violent crime on Nostr.
You can still see villages and vehicles get deleted on Nostr.
It is the best of a bad bunch by far but it’s still apart of a bad bunch.
Don’t use Nostr to escape social media on your phone.
Use the great outdoors to escape your phone entirely.
Tune in to mother natures television - stare into a campfire 🔥 👀

2025-09-24 04:54:31 UTC

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Realise, repent, rebuild

2025-09-24 03:16:19 UTC

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The pot calling the kettle black!

2025-09-24 03:15:54 UTC

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For a bloke (Trump) who manages one of most porous borders in the world this is a bit rich!
The pot calling the kettle black - again!
#nevent1q…tu6y

2025-09-23 20:56:14 UTC

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Annoying little buggers!

2025-09-23 19:54:22 UTC

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Keep writing ✍️ the good fight ⚔️

2025-09-23 19:52:02 UTC

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Keep podcasting 🎤 🎥 the good fight ⚔️

2025-09-23 11:07:45 UTC

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Extrapolating out using the numbers of hardware wallet owners globally. Could be less than ~1% of global BTC owners using fully secure self custody methods.

2025-09-23 09:53:47 UTC

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😝 … even if I had it set to 1000 Sat /vB I’d still have the same feeling as a guy with hash strapped to his body walking through customs at a Middle Eastern airport!

2025-09-23 09:51:00 UTC

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No matter how many times I make a BTC transfer and no matter how many times I cross reference the address my ass still puckers!
I feel your pain having to wait to buy a plane ticket!
But when that transaction settles it’s a beautiful moment! Love to see BTC doing its thing flawlessly :)

2025-09-23 09:48:12 UTC

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Yes, a fiat transfer takes longer (it can take 1 - 3 days normally)
I’m an old Bitcoin head
If you fuck up a bank transfer you call the bank up and get your money back.
If you fuck up a Bitcoin transfer there is ZERO recourse
This is the price we pay to be sovereign
10 minutes of watching mempool.space feels like eternity
This is a major reason why 1% of Bitcoiners are sovereign Bitcoiners

2025-09-23 09:03:14 UTC

Currently sending a significant amount of BTC from one address to another.
Watching the mempool like a hawk.
Ass is puckering.
This is why we haven’t got mass adoption in the self custody world 🌍
Finally…
Receive address is showing a *pending transaction*
Phew! 😮‍💨
Transaction confirmed 😅!
#UTXO #Bitcoin #Transaction #Mempool
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2025-09-23 06:14:59 UTC

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Love to hear it! 🫂