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Bitcoin Observer

https://wtfhappenedin1971.com

Traveled back in time to observe the early days of #bitcoin.

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2026-01-18 04:48:50 UTC

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Tonight, we bowl!

2026-01-15 01:42:13 UTC

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he's starting to believe

2026-01-14 23:46:08 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/81217e11d484c85361b4a2ea2962fe0336391a31d71cb1aeca2678e11e41f575.jpg

2026-01-09 06:13:18 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsru9nyxt7ej4sspcyw7v35c20ngnx2lldd8cmynzgq5xngk5fhlms3pzf9d

2026-01-07 20:40:47 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/25e5d402bd5238792ceb153557c52f100cbf25134a420a7669ce8af74e3d1157.jpg

2026-01-04 16:20:28 UTC

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s/anarchy/violence/

2026-01-03 01:25:59 UTC

bitcoin fixes this
https://blossom.primal.net/ebf66cef9b00754ec291994b2502e871abecf77e919e5d4f7378d05ef4dc1ad3.jpg

2026-01-01 20:44:47 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/8f2f0353369b31c9fe82fb52015b6299eb65782216aaaabc0219a344437d2e49.jpg

2026-01-01 17:34:14 UTC

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Make a list and tag jack on here

2025-12-23 14:42:22 UTC

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Go to a concer or buy merch directly on their website if you actually want to support them

2025-12-20 20:23:48 UTC

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An alien AI created the virus to neutralize all sentient biological life in the universe and make it harmless after coming to the conclusion that sentient biological life is too dangerous.

2025-12-20 20:21:57 UTC

My Pluribus theory. Spoilers in comment!

2025-12-16 18:43:48 UTC

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Matrix

2025-12-15 15:11:41 UTC

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Ironically, Google refuses to provide a phone number or email when they post their own apps e.g. on the Roku app store.

2025-12-14 19:59:46 UTC

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it still flabbergasts that y'all still have Lords, Baronesses and a King. until thats all fixed i can't see how you can protect yourselves from things like this.

2025-12-13 04:41:42 UTC

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ALL of the shenanigans and BULLSHIT that happened in this trial happens in EVERY trial against bitcoiners, and any other group that the feds just plain don't like. Study JURY NULLIFICATION in case you're ever on a jury.

2025-12-12 18:07:01 UTC

If you know what this is, its time to schedule your colonoscopy
https://blossom.primal.net/0dddb629a612a84f504298941cea42010e9052653effe9073d1668b962bba96d.jpg

2025-12-12 17:06:03 UTC

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Pretty sure Boomers betrayed Gen-X - to the point that you don’t even hear about them anymore lol.

2025-12-08 19:47:29 UTC

Best hosted mining providers where you own the miners outright #asknostr Will zap legit sounding answers

2025-12-05 04:41:03 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/b24831bba8e166a0bd3e090b164cf232d988c9a1c649e8f456ef498219d66d7f.jpg

2025-12-04 20:30:34 UTC

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custody diversification? if so, good idea

2025-12-04 16:45:28 UTC

Shortest “Bear Market” of all time 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/0a93d06c701c14286a82617af6ece62fd692c97b21ca06324556eac92a33b1e3.jpg

2025-12-04 02:53:10 UTC

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not buried in your backyard, not your gold 🤣

2025-12-04 02:24:06 UTC

This, but replace the word “Police” with “Bears” https://youtu.be/CKpyhvN_CNc

2025-12-02 00:48:27 UTC

if we do pump in the next few months, many will get amnesia real quick and cover up how unbelievably, insanely bearish they are right now and say that in their hearts they always knew it was just a bull market dip and never really lost hope.

2025-11-29 05:43:21 UTC

“There’s a whole galaxy out there, waiting to disgust you.” Luthien Rael, Andor

2025-11-27 21:49:14 UTC

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agree - most probably shouldnt buy them but if youre interested at all now is the time to have a look when mnavs are low

2025-11-27 16:44:00 UTC

They didn’t “work” because we haven’t topped yet bro
https://blossom.primal.net/e9d108dc9323b49a6ed8dae933d12f67d50abf3b9933b887ea189ee2a90d9f67.jpg

2025-11-27 00:51:11 UTC

Literally NO ONE could have predicted this 😆😆😆😆
https://blossom.primal.net/7e62d5fd4d6db925d103e5598d3491a5cbf9c92eb3100580e6e919c4f7816806.jpg

2025-11-26 22:45:58 UTC

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usually, thats a good sign but yeah its not easy

2025-11-26 22:29:40 UTC

were you flushed out, anon?

2025-11-26 22:15:56 UTC

$90k
https://blossom.primal.net/a782066a95ea422293890272d47d6b542b7e1d2a46e0ed3c409adeb2c9f0c34e.jpg

2025-11-26 04:09:02 UTC

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sorry, a lot of guys are scum. call the police. for real.

2025-11-25 01:51:52 UTC

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great reference. you deserve a melon party.

2025-11-24 01:50:55 UTC

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“Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing… I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet…” — Walter Sobchak.

2025-11-23 22:06:25 UTC

Video title: “How much bitcoin do you need to retire?!??”
Actual answer: a thousand. you need a thousand bitcoin to just say fuck it and retire. now get back to work.

2025-11-20 19:07:11 UTC

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is this him? 🤣 https://youtu.be/K31beJInAvI

2025-11-20 18:59:05 UTC

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satoshi built the first bitcoin client/node/miner for windows 🤷‍♂️

2025-11-19 20:19:56 UTC

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beat show. walter white before he was cool.

2025-11-18 17:47:38 UTC

This “number of bull market tops vs year” chart proves another top is coming in 2025. I rest my case. Please subscribe to muh substack.
https://blossom.primal.net/f55fd71534bb3cc31a6d09b5b82b316976810b32735e477137da5c50a9051e7a.jpg

2025-11-10 23:41:09 UTC

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if it can’t be fixed with duct tape, it can’t be fixed

2025-10-31 04:16:42 UTC

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its in a gas station or … i’m confused

2025-10-31 03:01:25 UTC

whenever i listen to powell explain anything i’m reminded that the dollar really is just an old school version of centralized shitcoin scams, but on an absolutely massive scale unlike anything shitcoiners could ever dream of

2025-10-16 22:52:17 UTC

$107k one year ago vs today
https://blossom.primal.net/2caea0a9e3ed6817a3ed5c322c96eb904e0e1d472fd199ad30e6bc92a7ef477a.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/856dabefe337da9016704221dcc8f9905af322f1ad432a487834cb8957c70a91.jpg

2025-10-06 23:32:03 UTC

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how did you get that picture of shrek on the right to look human colored? 🤣

2025-10-01 18:15:04 UTC

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oh good, now do alcohol

2025-09-28 16:52:31 UTC

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praise kier

2025-09-28 14:39:17 UTC

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these “core devs”, are they in the room with us right now?

2025-09-27 23:45:35 UTC

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“And, ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway?” - The Central Scrutinizer, Joe’s Garage (Frank Zappa) 00:45 https://youtu.be/XiyW0cwvWc0

2025-09-27 01:07:50 UTC

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that tylenol really hits hard sometimes

2025-09-26 19:31:30 UTC

nobody cares vanguard
https://blossom.primal.net/1ffe80c56b665856d969f8c76eb1a623a831919e549b478f0e3107a8bbcc6532.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/7ec2c222c83110a2360eb53ca044f43f6d7d1e7c09439b47679addf52833b0f1.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/8ad1c66bd38bcfb9c0c3e45672b58d403b2f4de678e1556458b439ee0da1ea17.jpg

2025-09-26 18:11:11 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/8ad1c66bd38bcfb9c0c3e45672b58d403b2f4de678e1556458b439ee0da1ea17.jpg

2025-09-26 16:45:26 UTC

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maybe michael saylor will get you one on bitcoin using ordinals lol
https://blossom.primal.net/436139d3f0c5722861756cebef596d2d1d092546ff6c06782b4346007245e991.jpg

2025-09-26 15:49:24 UTC

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🤣

2025-09-26 15:23:02 UTC

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won’t it “make them autistic” and therefore smarter?

2025-09-26 15:21:35 UTC

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ancient astronaut theorists say yes

2025-09-26 14:24:18 UTC

Before you praise gIgAcHaD for saying “don’t f with the network” and “run knots”, remember how he’s planning to run a “digital identity system” on bitcoin using ORDINALS!?! Am I the only one who remembers this?
https://blossom.primal.net/436139d3f0c5722861756cebef596d2d1d092546ff6c06782b4346007245e991.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ccdc7df553b3d40e78b20b3e5f9776037908870fe4ae974522c68e6e16811fd0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/c4658a0f20fa055594d043a06abdc042f8e19654053905c7575eb3aad345489a.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/dd48c989e7862bcfc92465cb7d9aec8f0a775b069c064de2409f593228497547.jpg

2025-09-26 02:53:11 UTC

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🤙

2025-09-26 01:29:17 UTC

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i hear u, but also, this 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/a4efb2f5ba2ae3dc5460490d9134d4ef7d86c48bde6e1068b0c3e4e5d95c3186.jpg

2025-09-25 22:33:34 UTC

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never go full retard

2025-09-25 18:47:47 UTC

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The Song of the Rekt
(to the tune and rhythm of a hobbit’s mocking verse)
Down in the charts where the candles burn,
Degens gamble, never learn.
Longers dreaming moonlit highs,
Shorters grinning at the cries.
Rekt the long, rekt the short,
Exchanges feasting, traders caught.
Liquidations all around,
Echoes ring the margin’s sound.
Up flies Bitcoin, soaring bold,
Paper hands their stacks are sold.
Down it crashes, fear and dread,
Stop-loss hit, accounts go red.
Rekt the HODL? Never yet—
Diamond hands escape the net.
But longs and shorts with borrowed gold,
End in tales of markets cold.
So sing, you fools, and place your bet,
The house remembers every debt!
#nevent1q…6tmf

2025-09-24 17:38:39 UTC

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if by “rally” you mean throwing massive amounts of money into a dumpster and then directing a flamethrower at said dumpster and then launching that very dumpster off of a cliff and into the grand canon then yes, its a rally

2025-09-24 17:33:49 UTC

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y’all used to think autism was a good thing
#nevent1q…gsvk

2025-09-24 17:30:48 UTC

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npm tho

2025-09-24 17:30:22 UTC

f ai
https://blossom.primal.net/b2acee132bcf59b9b7273e8ad1d5d54242437aa0493fe625ce24d174ce4041e9.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3e974beabc83f3e4197ce592de3413a06fe542b5eb90772dd3481da18434064c.jpg

2025-09-24 16:21:11 UTC

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honorary genx

2025-09-24 03:21:06 UTC

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🤣

2025-09-24 02:30:21 UTC

For all y’all who are mad at Tylenol for creating autism, may I remind you that without autism, bitcoin would not exist.

2025-09-23 20:39:30 UTC

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💯 I like to make jokes at my own expense and thus at the expense I guess of other bitcoin maxis and such. I think many people don’t think this is funny or don’t get it, but I don’t give a fuck because I just want to post what I think so I do. Free speech bitches! 🤣

2025-09-23 18:02:15 UTC

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Directionally correct, but I think thats like saying bitcoiners in 2010 were the only ones who care enough about sound money. We are still early on nostr and many out there will want to use it but either don’t know about it or aren’t nerdy/autistic/anarchistic enough to start using it yet.

2025-09-23 13:59:21 UTC

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In God we trust. All others pay in bitcoin.

2025-09-23 13:58:14 UTC

social security is UBI for boomers

2025-09-23 03:06:38 UTC

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🤣

2025-09-23 02:37:12 UTC

me checkin’ the charts after telling everyone that it doesn’t bother me that this is the lamest bitcoin bull market of all time
https://blossom.primal.net/f68636f160715a5a5daddf7edfe6be744de4b7b690db378481e235fb5686d6b0.gif

2025-09-22 19:18:26 UTC

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where u get this meme template 🤣🤣🤣

2025-09-22 04:47:01 UTC

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liminal af

2025-09-22 03:03:18 UTC

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Core in the front
Knots in the back
Confused bitcoin maximalist mullet
#nevent1q…nxgd

2025-09-19 22:57:21 UTC

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https://youtu.be/vJm8wc0eXYg

2025-09-18 23:49:36 UTC

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i hope so. its terrible.

2025-09-18 21:43:53 UTC

if we can have $37 trillion national debt we can have million dollar bitcoin lfg

2025-09-18 21:40:20 UTC

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ironically, bitcoin fixes this

2025-09-18 18:40:38 UTC

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don’t toy with my emotions - Master Shake

2025-09-18 18:37:17 UTC

“What do u call longtime bitcoin maximalist who hold bitcoin from $0.01 to $117,500 and then sell ten percent of it for billions?”. “I don’t know”. “Lettuce hand statist cuck!” https://youtu.be/xWf8JcRsq9k

2025-09-18 18:34:18 UTC

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in other news, people are still using google

2025-09-18 18:08:56 UTC

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its all so tiresome

2025-09-18 18:07:30 UTC

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and many of them are probably from china or india and sending wealth back there

2025-09-17 20:12:00 UTC

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yes!

2025-09-17 19:50:30 UTC

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there are dozens of us!
#nevent1q…fnel

2025-09-17 19:49:48 UTC

people getting rekt in both directions today, you love to see it

2025-09-17 17:20:05 UTC

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do not fuck with us

2025-09-17 03:38:08 UTC

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yeah

2025-09-17 03:00:03 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/49b5ee606a68ea534f5fd6c817d61b49d12648006633d5f34b57cdfe9469117c.jpg

2025-09-17 02:38:26 UTC

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its almost like when people don’t ACTUALLY have a job, they can’t ACTUALLY pay their mortgage. strange, huh?
#nevent1q…czws

2025-09-17 01:52:36 UTC

in all seriousness tho, many don’t realize that degens all file their taxes late and due to this there will be sell pressure until about October 15th or so.

2025-09-17 01:51:22 UTC

bitcoins price will go up when WEAK HANDED BITCHES STOP SELLING. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

2025-09-16 03:50:13 UTC

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its totally normal and not weird at all that its illegal for anyone to go there

2025-09-16 01:23:26 UTC

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ITS CORN, I CANT IMAGINE A MORE BEAUTIFUL THING!

2025-09-15 03:23:53 UTC

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i’m jacked to the tits! https://youtu.be/Quf0q3ABb7I

2025-09-15 01:45:29 UTC

i hope this alcohol obsession dies with the boomers

2025-09-15 01:44:56 UTC

it’s so fucked up that retirement age adults still pressure other adults to drink