Noshole

Nobody asked me, but…

Public Key

npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz

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Profile Code

nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds8qy573

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npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz

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Last Notes

2026-07-11 20:30:06 UTC

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He didn’t like it😂

2026-07-11 20:28:31 UTC

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In all seriousness, the other day I told puzzles I could lift him, he displayed doubt…and well let’s just say “put me down” was never something he thought he would be saying to his wife

2026-07-11 20:12:58 UTC

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I thought about this the other day for too long and was like “they’re hiding it in plain sight”

2026-07-11 20:09:50 UTC

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AI can’t even I

2026-07-11 20:01:26 UTC

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I hate yodl on every day that ends in y

2026-07-11 19:15:41 UTC

Specifically dedicated to @npub162z…tdhy
https://i.nostr.build/SbDNHtR9ePPDkCqI.jpg

2026-07-11 17:04:52 UTC

Clearly the purpose of primal was so that some suits who aren’t even on nostr can mark losses on the balance sheet for tax day.

2026-07-11 16:52:48 UTC

Wondering if my own scrambled ovum would taste good.
…maybe sunny side up would be superior
Idk. How would you want your Noshole eggs cooked?

2026-07-06 16:06:37 UTC

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I will be watching tv and be like “I didn’t know that Sergio is ALSO the Batman”

2026-07-06 15:47:40 UTC

Every time I see Christian Bale now, I think “oh look, it’s @npub16se…jdxk “ 😂
#nevent1q…wtw7

2026-06-29 17:51:54 UTC

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2026-06-27 16:02:35 UTC

Gmz. I fucked up my neck almost a week ago while sleeping. I iced, then heated, then rested….still not better. Very stiff, very ouchy, can’t look left. HALP. Not with meat. Made neck brace with travel pillow.
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2026-06-26 18:10:03 UTC

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2026-06-26 15:04:06 UTC

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Mine are gasping for water lol.

2026-06-26 15:00:40 UTC

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Ahhh then your watering was not in vein *shakes fist at sky*

2026-06-26 14:52:45 UTC

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Awww

2026-06-25 18:55:15 UTC

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2026-06-25 15:45:22 UTC

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2026-06-24 17:02:47 UTC

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2026-06-23 15:41:16 UTC

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Is that one eating the other one’s ass? I thought only dogs and humans did that

2026-06-23 15:36:51 UTC

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Thank you! That’s what I’m trying to focus on, plus I take care of myself so…could be older 😂 I think I’m just slightly vain

2026-06-23 15:31:23 UTC

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So you can suck them up into your ass tube and spray them back out at your enemies?

2026-06-23 15:22:54 UTC

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Compared to yesterday, I’m a whole number older 😭

2026-06-23 15:03:37 UTC

I’m old 😭

2026-06-21 21:49:10 UTC

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2026-06-07 22:50:13 UTC

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2026-06-07 17:11:54 UTC

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I will do it for free in about 6 hours

2026-06-04 18:42:04 UTC

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No. I’m trying to right now 😂😂

2026-06-04 18:35:16 UTC

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Apparently it’s a gene and there are some people who can eat all the asparagus they want and never have the smell 🤷‍♀️ never met one of those people tho

2026-06-04 18:05:11 UTC

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Tehehe that’s okay. I’m not supposed to doxx my day here 😂

2026-06-04 18:02:39 UTC

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2026-06-04 15:27:09 UTC

I’m stuck in a toxic pattern of only having bear market birthdays. HOW CONVENIENT 🙄

2026-06-04 01:03:26 UTC

Tonight is edibles night 🪅

2026-06-03 21:35:45 UTC

Still fighting off our severe fajita deficiency the only way we know how
https://image.nostr.build/918a42236253229d96e997b3457c58af80a1520fbd435be178b74faee31cab01.jpg

2026-06-03 01:09:46 UTC

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2026-06-02 15:18:18 UTC

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Ooo that’s a good guess

2026-06-02 01:01:40 UTC

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😂I don’t get the poaching users from a place with no users thing

2026-05-30 14:11:31 UTC

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What? I think that’s on you

2026-05-30 14:04:14 UTC

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How’s the water taste? I’m asking for @npub162z…tdhy

2026-05-29 00:49:51 UTC

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You know what? You’re not invited into my lsd and cookie cult either

2026-05-29 00:42:35 UTC

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Please don’t. You’re no fun 😂

2026-05-28 23:38:57 UTC

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It’s a cornychat exclusive. Pretty much everyone who goes has heard me fart into the mic at least thrice 😂

2026-05-28 23:35:34 UTC

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Smell*

2026-05-28 23:34:34 UTC

My ass could power a hot air balloon right now 🥴

2026-05-28 23:33:51 UTC

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What’s gooooood? Just chilling Stoney baloney in a treadmill 🤷‍♀️

2026-05-28 18:04:53 UTC

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2026-05-28 16:48:16 UTC

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I just made it up 😂

2026-05-28 16:44:52 UTC

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Cut to scene where her dog is humping it 😂

2026-05-28 16:40:41 UTC

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I wish I knew 😂

2026-05-28 16:30:28 UTC

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2026-05-26 17:01:55 UTC

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Hehehe. Hey are you ok? Aren’t you like…in public??!!!

2026-05-26 17:01:28 UTC

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Prices suck ass. Weather….still unmatched

2026-05-26 17:01:06 UTC

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I want her.

2026-05-26 16:47:39 UTC

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2026-05-26 16:34:56 UTC

REKT
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2026-05-19 20:23:26 UTC

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2026-05-19 01:00:48 UTC

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That’s the flour and protocol I used! I’m gonna try to do it one more time myself and if I kill it again, I will just order some

2026-05-19 00:47:31 UTC

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I wish! I killed my starter and have to redo it. Just regular bread with the instant yeast

2026-05-19 00:47:05 UTC

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Now im dead in the dirt 😂

2026-05-19 00:36:08 UTC

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Thank you! I made soup to dip it in too so I had a great night😂

2026-05-19 00:20:29 UTC

I made this!
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2026-05-16 23:41:46 UTC

This asshole was trying to eat the ballsack babies and I had to yell and wave like a mad woman to protect the nest.
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2026-05-16 16:07:01 UTC

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2026-05-13 18:24:07 UTC

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HEY! You stole this from @npub18dy…ndjr

2026-05-13 17:29:33 UTC

Today, a baby hummingbird shat on my face.
https://video.nostr.build/404c8c4489d61bcb5a5df94bb221ae78c50b8ac104987db67d6fcb1cff3a297d.mov

2026-05-12 14:50:28 UTC

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2026-05-05 14:13:37 UTC

GM mah peepol

2026-04-30 14:48:48 UTC

Gm mofos. Remember when we used to say mofo unironically? Feels weird now. Do it. Say it out loud.

2026-04-29 18:25:28 UTC

Update on Jeffry. He left 😭
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2026-04-29 17:14:32 UTC

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Jeffry😊

2026-04-29 15:44:43 UTC

GM. There’s a bird in our house. I love him already.
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2026-04-29 01:53:58 UTC

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2026-04-25 01:12:44 UTC

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I’m in 🤤 yodl must have been born in main

2026-04-24 23:17:28 UTC

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Dress as a lobster and you’re gonna get eaten

2026-04-24 23:06:35 UTC

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Boil him, dismember him, and throw some melted butter on him 🍽️

2026-04-24 15:12:24 UTC

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Holy shit you’re right! You gotta see this @npub12r0…9qrx

2026-04-24 00:18:26 UTC

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Love this! Beat it yodl, you go yarn yarn

2026-04-24 00:11:37 UTC

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MOAR BEANZ

2026-04-24 00:07:00 UTC

People who say “Golly gee willikers” both terrify and intrigue me at the same time

2026-04-23 22:01:18 UTC

There’s no clam emoji….only an oyster
Our society is FUCKED

2026-04-22 17:12:01 UTC

Whenever someone talks about their gooey on the computer, my instinct is to run for the paper towels.
Also, there’s this type of cat called the Asian palm civet and they poop out coffee for like 800 bucks a pop. Now I need to commission someone to make me an Asian palm civet costume and feed me beans

2026-04-22 16:38:27 UTC

Toilet selfie 💅
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2026-04-21 16:52:55 UTC

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2026-04-21 16:40:35 UTC

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I live close enough and like to play cards👀

2026-04-21 16:38:36 UTC

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When you going??

2026-04-18 15:06:42 UTC

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This used to happen to the yoddler with amethyst I think

2026-04-18 15:02:41 UTC

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Ugjhhh wtf

2026-04-18 15:00:21 UTC

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Oh shit. Yup. Shows an error and then crashes 🤯

2026-04-18 14:50:55 UTC

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2026-04-17 22:01:26 UTC

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I’m not a glober either. The earth is a rhombus and I will fight about it

2026-04-17 21:50:02 UTC

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By this logic, is the moon flat too? The sun?? Are WE FLAT???!😬

2026-04-17 03:48:24 UTC

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You don’t like footstr?

2026-04-17 03:46:41 UTC

GN
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2026-04-17 01:02:17 UTC

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Oh. I’ve had several. Even had to get surgery to remove a huge one, my phobia never left my side😂

2026-04-17 01:01:48 UTC

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A banana hammock

2026-04-17 00:53:07 UTC

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Wut

2026-04-17 00:51:42 UTC

Fashun be like 13,530 dollars please
https://blossom.primal.net/f385cbdd82befd2d39e629653d05d3cca5ddfb8f31620cba416191cd223c66ec.jpg

2026-04-17 00:14:11 UTC

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I can take you higher

2026-04-17 00:10:10 UTC

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2026-04-16 23:54:06 UTC

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Sir, I have a needle phobia
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