joenakamoto
Joe Nakamoto

I looked into the eyes of a baby elephant this week 🐘
She told me:
“ ..”
…Yeah, I’ve no idea.
Fortunately we are not on LinkedIn so this is not a sales pitch.
It was just a really awesome moment.
Grateful.
https://blossom.primal.net/0a324d8e0c0cb816ef2829065151f3e820a259ab8e7a3c0895d09932ea527c59.jpg

2025-12-28 17:51:58 UTC

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Yes I’m 3 days into a twitter detox and it feels good

2025-12-28 14:06:48 UTC

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I’m not intj…. There is hope!

2025-12-28 14:06:26 UTC

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Hahaha true

2025-12-28 13:49:30 UTC

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*normie family*

2025-12-28 13:48:38 UTC

Spent too much time with my increasingly normie friendly
I fell in the trap of trying to explain that the money is broken 😬
They still think that a new political party or a new leader or a new investment or whatever can fix the chronic problems the uk faces
And now I’m about to spend a week with my other half’s family.
This is why people book bitcoin events.
Wish me luck!

2025-12-28 13:46:16 UTC

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The red light thing is for ageing right?

2025-12-24 17:48:49 UTC

Not ashamed to say I just paid my gen-Z brother ₿25,000 to wrap all my presents for me 🎁 🎄

2025-12-21 09:45:37 UTC

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Oh dear 🫣
Shame on me for trying something new!
https://blossom.primal.net/b80144b953f6febb0d6a059c97923b9ed332410575a87d4c3b19d057b09284f3.jpg
#nevent1q…cxf4

2025-12-21 09:40:02 UTC

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Honestly 10k calories is super hard

2025-12-21 09:39:39 UTC

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When it’s open 🤣

2025-12-20 17:55:14 UTC

Eating 10,000 Calories in 24 hours is tough.
Doing it while completing an Ironman 70.3 is insane.
But trying to PAY FOR ALL OF IT WITH BITCOIN?
...JOE... GET THERAPY!
lol.
I Attempted to Eat 10,000 Calories in 24 Hours Using Only Bitcoin (all while completing an Ironman 70.3)
Here's how it went:
#bitcoin #reallifebitcoin #survivingonbitcoin
https://youtu.be/SEwZWQKKZ1A

2025-12-19 10:44:16 UTC

GM nostr 🎁
Nothing says "I AM IN MY 30s" like receiving a writing desk, an air fryer and a surf wax storage box for my birthday 🎈 🎂
My fiancée is the best and I am very grateful for another year around the sun with you wonderful nostriches
Keep doing wonderful things and spreading that purple glow 💜
ps. yes that is a 3D printed bitcoin rollercoaster guy 😛
https://blossom.primal.net/2c2ec877fd255bd2bd5aafba3b04ac97f97270b23e5d8f1f068a9bd111304105.png

2025-12-16 16:13:56 UTC

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Hahahaha

2025-12-15 20:01:26 UTC

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What’s that?

2025-12-15 20:01:11 UTC

Not sure if this is a rad fitness flex or if I should see a doctor
I’ve chilled out with endurance training (no session longer than 2 hours) over the past month and my heart rate at rest is still in the thirties 👀
Any Nostriches who do a lot of running rowing or cycling is your resting hr *this* low?
https://blossom.primal.net/0c7a95c33a6c592ba9d9b70c43e3c38d297d5ce79e85617dcbf8ae539219735a.jpg

2025-12-15 08:52:34 UTC

Gm Nostr 🌞
Spent 24 hours offline
Becoming a part of my weekly routine and I love it
The first hour is genuinely hard then you start to feel so much more present.
Naturally, psychedelics help 🤣

2025-12-13 20:34:20 UTC

Spending bitcoin on experiences like travel feels right

2025-12-13 13:53:49 UTC

Gm Nostr 🌞
Some Xmas lights are now sponsored.
Of course they are.
https://blossom.primal.net/c9d686d2d54d1013919993720afa47d8876877d67e8dd55b002ebdc263751b6a.jpg

2025-12-10 08:50:21 UTC

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I rang a sauna yesterday to ask why it was closed.
I was actually stood in front of a random closed bar 2 doors down from the sauna house.
The guy on the phone kindly said the sauna was not called “oysters and wine”.
Sometimes humans are also simply insanely stoopid / overtired.
#nevent1q…e6de

2025-12-10 08:48:13 UTC

Gm Gm 🇬🇧 🇵🇹
Unpopular opinion:
The whole “bitcoin is freedom” argument tends to fall on deaf ears in Western Europe
We’ve had it good here for quite some time

2025-12-09 08:46:25 UTC

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Im now making about 100,000 sats per month with youtube so its becoming an important way of doing what i do

2025-12-09 08:21:41 UTC

Gm Gm 🌄
Weather forecast for portugal is especially wet ☔️
https://blossom.primal.net/f22ae745cf031a89bab1042632a9fa2b35bdf7d1515f560b37538f192566540e.mov

2025-12-06 13:37:07 UTC

Discover a Portugese town that's warming to Bitcoin 👀
https://youtu.be/FelWKV6wVJU

2025-12-05 10:34:12 UTC

Gm
😃 🤔 😢 😡
https://blossom.primal.net/71020955064eafd798f95c970c736ef403259bd388cc74040ab4e9a726ae34ce.png

2025-12-03 09:37:17 UTC

gm gm
does anyone have the skinny on why cointelegraph is *STILL* delisted form google?
they are a dodgy company at best but this is mad. they've been delisted for weeks now.
https://blossom.primal.net/5a452ebb93932e587e09b073e2154f408988849d1a25ff6246d2fd2807e1cbdd.png

2025-12-02 14:35:35 UTC

Who are your favourite accounts on Nostr?
I want to level up my feed

2025-11-30 00:40:03 UTC

I’ve been awake for 22 hours
I visited 7 countries across Europe in this time
I tried to use bitcoin in all 7 of them
How many do you think I managed?
Video soon 😊

2025-11-30 00:24:49 UTC

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My day is still going 22 hours later 🥱
Shout out to the most bad ass bitcoin butcher and to @nprofile…9tjn for kicking off the day right
#nevent1q…7lyr

2025-11-30 00:23:19 UTC

Make Nostr normie

2025-11-29 05:46:18 UTC

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Are the Germans awake yet?
#nevent1q…lg6p

2025-11-29 04:54:13 UTC

Random act of bitcoin Nostr kindness 💜
First person to claim this gift card for Amazon germany keeps it!
If you claim it, please comment where you are in the world!!
Gift card code:
KWYF-5UYP4X-2WBW
https://blossom.primal.net/3e1f3b5ceac920afc5ae1b5dcb07b68c7b7ef4e81d32bae9ba1d1ff70f06e0e5.png

2025-11-29 04:48:51 UTC

Gm 🌞
I am begging for content 🫠
lnbc690n1p5j57cupp5s4p2a93r730uaxp4fxssrtxswc9z9vcmsx0unfteqrjx952vdy0qdqqcqzzsxqyz5vqsp5evphsvvkdtlfyldfv2dt6wm4aqeh9cawls59y3axqufnt30wvvzs9qxpqysgqjnc7ru52yaplarq3dymdj32x65w9fmupum4q26ttynk2pjmjet0nthjpvvu7v7n5qalvephmje40qghn667s07tf2edppzx2rjk5f2sqf9qhka

2025-11-28 15:31:59 UTC

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Okay that didn’t work. Sorry lightning
Test 2
#nevent1q…sd6f
lnbc120n1p5jnszmpp5dk82k358vgmkpvj7cq5sm2cwurdnx6nxay37t0f7wenx47hdea7sdqqcqzzsxqyz5vqsp5w42n68twk4ahfkfvd8xu5mjhu8jt0z653ar3cr9htvaejqt46zhs9qxpqysgqj7affpt6dspljsx34txh4x0lg5ss0j0nfa6tqwctdwh5vwlk4xwh59aek9vtt9f58kj27d4cd9vt7us4ahpwq7lc40znkerejjufdyqqrjns0j

2025-11-28 14:47:45 UTC

Test for tomorrow’s shenanigans
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2025-11-28 09:32:33 UTC

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Do you know @nprofile…kw6n ?
You guys would get on really well. He is another sauna sensei - he looked after me for 3 rounds yesterday! 🥵

2025-11-28 09:30:58 UTC

Guess what dries these wet Finnish logs?
📍 eastern Finland 🇫🇮 ❄️
https://blossom.primal.net/3ed36b4dbc414118348cd751c436d253bc2dd646d3277d79ce26b3a9c682c6e1.jpg

2025-11-27 17:51:13 UTC

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True

2025-11-27 17:49:33 UTC

OnlyFins 🇫🇮
https://blossom.primal.net/cc5ab9ddb942f0bd397e0160f48372d69bb629e54364766d1cdc4cd047084036.mov

2025-11-25 13:15:20 UTC

Being at Ironman fitness level is kinda wonderful
My plane arrived late so I sprinted through the airport taking every set of stairs and avoiding the human snails on escalators and travelators
I made my train and im not out of breath or sweaty coz it’s -2 🥶

2025-11-22 21:11:36 UTC

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Enjoying this muchly in manny 🇬🇧
#nevent1q…hltv

2025-11-22 15:10:27 UTC

Is this the most opsec you’ve seen on stage
Voice changer
Overalls
Big helmet
@nprofile…rc3l @npub14mu…r84r
… he’s missing gloves though
https://blossom.primal.net/2deb78ab86f8ca47a84b9efe9d1f8f9bb18260c26e4e47d65b8f89c5d8731a87.mov

2025-11-20 15:36:33 UTC

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Okay I now want to make money selling bitaxes 👀
I promise it won’t colour my reporting.
But these things are sick
10% discount code; BUY ONE AND MINE AT HOME ⛏️ ⚡️
https://shop.powermining.io/?ref=Cheersjoe
#nevent1q…nsmc

2025-11-20 06:24:59 UTC

Why do solo home miners keep getting rich?
I visited a bitaxe “farm” in Latvia yesterday to find out 🇱🇻
Video soon on youtube
nb - they’re not really getting rich
Nb 2 - there should be more solo blocks found
https://blossom.primal.net/1674356c82e135179fa8c70520684a8ba95938226bdd87b229a7f2af5f34a85e.jpg

2025-11-19 10:30:31 UTC

I just looked up Alejandro Muyshondt again and got spooked about El Salvador 🫠

2025-11-19 07:49:38 UTC

Gm Nostr
Let’s shout into the void together 💜

2025-11-18 16:30:45 UTC

After taking approximately 1 billion flights over the past 15 years, I finally heard those magic words:
“Joe, you have been upgraded.”
Haha that’s cheeky man. Don’t say that!
“No, I am serious. Joe here is your new ticket.”
🤯 🤯 🤣
It’s a 5 hour flight across Europe so not exactly Emirates. But still. I just got a free upgrade baby!
..And I’m carb loading!

2025-11-14 11:30:51 UTC

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Follow @nprofile…zp24 bitcoin content on Nostr
On twitter he has to talk crypto coz of shitcointelegraph 🤣
#nevent1q…hqq0

2025-11-13 14:06:34 UTC

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Nice will!!
Websummit also doesn’t know about bitcoin either!
Source: the past 3 web summits I did panels with show of hand stuff.
It’s such a strange marketing event.

2025-11-13 12:17:37 UTC

Who has the best play by play rundown of the Square news?
I can’t keep up with the developments:
- no of merchants / uptakes?
- pay in usd to btc?
- big names making payments?
My mind has been blown every single day this week.
biggest news of the year 🏆
Fck yeah @nprofile…y5ck
Bloody incredible work!!

2025-11-13 12:11:32 UTC

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This seems to satisfy both parties
I kinda like it
#nevent1q…05l8

2025-11-12 12:05:18 UTC

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no way, you're based in Tallin? @nprofile…39sl
how can I chat to you? I need to ask advice on a logistics issue and where to spend btc in Tallinn. can be p2p!

2025-11-12 08:13:11 UTC

Gm nostr 🌞
Do you know any bitcoiners in Tallin Estonia 🇪🇪 ?
Please tag or link me!!

2025-11-11 12:28:20 UTC

Yay
You guys like the video!
https://youtu.be/TauW_pLnstw
https://blossom.primal.net/f1370bdd766ea8ef706c12b2d84c248df7c6330363a53b3c24bb97a909429a3c.jpg

2025-11-11 11:15:07 UTC

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I LOVE IT

2025-11-10 10:30:52 UTC

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Runy is a wonderful dude who features a fair bit in the Curaçao video I just published! 🇨🇼
#nevent1q…a6yv

2025-11-09 11:57:50 UTC

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You have to click to find out :)

2025-11-09 11:57:39 UTC

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Hello! Did you message me recently about some website errors?

2025-11-09 11:56:29 UTC

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Thanks for the feedback man. Historically the cheesier and clickbait I go the more views it gets.
That helps me with my goal - getting the world to be more bitcoiny.
Also, I am cheesy generally. I’m okay with that.

2025-11-09 11:54:05 UTC

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I think I need a sales guy or commercial strategist

2025-11-09 11:52:13 UTC

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Damn. Thank you

2025-11-09 11:51:36 UTC

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As per usual, Nostriches spread wisdom and positivity.
Thanks everyone
#nevent1q…j7r8

2025-11-08 22:00:31 UTC

Investigating the Paradise Island where bitcoin, bitcoiners, OGs and more are taking over ⚡️
Check it out!
Plz share this around 💜
https://youtu.be/TauW_pLnstw

2025-11-07 07:17:37 UTC

Gm ⛅️
Struggling with post iron man fatigue / emptiness
Not sure where to channel my energy
Hitting bottleneck after bottleneck with Joe nakamoto work - where I thought I would push my energy after
Wondering maybe I did the iron man to put off facing that I need to really sort out the Joe nakamoto work.
Also hitting the realisation that unless I hit 100k subs, it’s not gonna make decent money and I would’ve been *much* better off being a salaried employee for the past 2 years.
eeek

2025-11-06 09:22:44 UTC

I AM SO EXCITED FOR SQUARE BITCOIN DAY ⚡️
4 days till potentially hundreds of thousands of merchants opt in to accepting bitcoin
Am I overexcited?
Am I misreading this?
SQUARE HAS 4 Million merchants in the US alone. What if 5% opt in?! 🤩

2025-11-05 21:22:25 UTC

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I am still collecting sats for Harry for 3
More hours 🎁 ⚡️
#nevent1q…k8mf

2025-11-05 13:44:12 UTC

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Hahaha Daniel pico made a similarly funny joke

2025-11-05 12:13:04 UTC

Today is my little brother’s 21st birthday! 🎁
Madness.
I still remember him at 4 years old.
If you want to surprise him, spread joy and reassure him that his older brother is not a bitcoin madman, please send sats to:
[email protected]
Or, zap this post - even tiny amounts - and I’ll forward them his way!

2025-10-31 12:56:11 UTC

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What an absolutely incredible day out.
Well, apart from getting a puncture, a minor bike mechanical (I didn't repair the puncture properly) — losing a toenail on the run and bleeding through my trainers.
Swim was fine, only the odd elbow to the face 🤣
I wanted to go sub 10:30 but realistically, I have not been fit enough — I broke my foot in May and have suffered from plantar fasciitis for a few months now.
Plus, I burned about 20, maybe 25 minutes repairing the puncture on my bike.
Final time was 10 hours, 52 minutes.
I could not have done it without the support of my fiancée, my mum and my friends who came out!
You can just do *hard* things 😉
https://blossom.primal.net/524b3cb11b7c210b07ff83b66aa092aef465ec5bc64352c58030f21a89a3475d.png

2025-10-31 12:30:48 UTC

18/10/2025
I became an IRON MAN 🏊 🚲 🏃‍♀️
(powered by bitcoin + bitcoin communities)
https://blossom.primal.net/49c0bd841c9d5d911c309bd496f2a0cd7d7c317b9ee6bae8396380d25cd35635.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/087cf3f826923ca75a41fdfd96e87bd373113549f67c200272e74cbe4ced013e.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/be73c043c393ea97d90579d63d8be69f16caf4e6e7ec17775b6bb43edb3ccb9a.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/1f21ab30fcabdf1288802e6d17f454abe26a307d6009368e06af7d0b5e0e9862.png
https://blossom.primal.net/3d94ceaa8a314436d940c74e4e358709cf0c345200e0cedcaaec1534940011c4.png

2025-10-27 06:29:27 UTC

Gm Nostr
Made a video to show how early we are
(Coz we are I promise)
No One Knows What Bitcoin is - Here’s Proof.
https://youtu.be/KPGFN-0IhlM

2025-10-25 16:08:35 UTC

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5,000!

2025-10-25 16:07:30 UTC

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GUILTY
#nevent1q…cc06

2025-10-25 16:04:29 UTC

Something something @nprofile…r7th builds cool stuff
https://blossom.primal.net/4196f02d6c54a39e17d8fd62d18ea7273b548022822d6512dc1964339144bf4a.jpg

2025-10-18 06:21:32 UTC

Gm LFG
Iron Man Cascais
https://blossom.primal.net/bb90ebefe4c1abece663923fa012b9031d12dc48145b9b979430997e7f99b02b.mov

2025-10-16 09:13:58 UTC

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Awesome! How’d it go?
Cascais on Saturday

2025-10-16 07:12:50 UTC

Gm 🌞
It’s happening 🏊 🚲 🏃‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/378fab8e0a8b6d6fa8fbfad217ec8a9899084d403d3802264bf6bc55056a4ccf.jpg

2025-10-15 17:23:00 UTC

My message to the fellow athletes at the iron man
https://blossom.primal.net/51d9c35b5fa8251aca544a12ee85f70d164f394a1e8892c1b3172ac094eaa76c.jpg

2025-10-15 14:15:35 UTC

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Go on…?

2025-10-14 08:01:11 UTC

Gm Nostr
if you are in bitcoin / news and have something *interesting* to stay, let's chat.
i'm now live:
Mondays 11am GMT for 1 hour
Tuesdays 10am GMT for 2 hours
on RoxomTV and my Youtube
Comment / DM if you wanna chat! 🎥 🧡

2025-10-10 12:34:22 UTC

I just scrolled all of the trending page for the past 24 hours and couldn't find a single excellent meme
NOSTR THIS IS NOT OKAY SOMEBODYCALL THE DEVS

2025-10-09 17:37:57 UTC

I have been disgustingly busy in the run up to the Iron Man next week
sorry nostrich!

2025-10-07 07:09:06 UTC

Looks like we broke £93k yesterday.
7 to go!
https://blossom.primal.net/8ec7e3702348ab8d95db591930b462bd01ca6698968ff66712e22d5516527862.jpg

2025-10-04 06:52:09 UTC

Gm Gm
Where and how do you keep up with bitcoin news nowadays?

2025-10-02 09:41:45 UTC

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Gm
I just spent 4 days working off grid in a van in south portugal and it sucked 🤣
VW camper + leisure battery + Starlink
I was delighted to be reunited with shade, a roof and plumbing this morning.
The main thing I take away from awkward experiences is that when I’m off grid I actually hate being online and I find it really hard to work!
#nevent1q…cf35

2025-09-29 06:55:51 UTC

Gm 🌞
200km LFG 🚲
https://blossom.primal.net/5dde2d412e0cf5d75556734512fc1a6c6701078b87967c1bac4a94c3519173a8.jpg

2025-09-27 16:10:52 UTC

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Guilty 🤣
#nevent1q…r2dl

2025-09-26 13:07:37 UTC

It’s pretty obvious why those bitcoin YouTuber accounts keep getting removed
There is a common thread but it’s a bit mean of me to point out who and why

2025-09-26 09:20:11 UTC

Kinda sad to see accounts who use to post a lot on here not posting anymore 😢
Make Nostr active again!!

2025-09-25 10:52:18 UTC

Woah 🤩
My videos about Bitcoin in the real world get way more views than I did while working as a reporter at Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph Youtube channel has 220k+ subscribers.
i have a tenth of that!
Back yourself!
https://blossom.primal.net/b17287d639c3a4c805d4311c3182a5c66b4c1ed58ab85a5b7a56ff1a9da73f37.png