LeviticusMathew
Leviticus Mathew

Dad. Husband. Christian. Sinner. Pleb. Retard.

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2025-11-29 01:57:54 UTC

I had a little time.
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2025-11-28 19:28:58 UTC

Nothing like visiting your childhood hometown and seeing true poverty to restore a gratitude to God for making what we call normal possible. The internet isn't real life and comparison is truly the greatest thief of joy. I am so thankful to live the life I took for granted a week ago. Stay blessed and don't forget it, y'all.

2025-11-27 03:26:15 UTC

@nprofile…eerj HIGHER 3000

2025-11-24 14:48:06 UTC

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Fuqqem. Ain't getting my corn.

2025-11-22 15:32:28 UTC

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My memory is not good enough for me to be a good liar. I learned that in my early 20s. Just be honest and then it doesn't matter.

2025-11-21 14:46:01 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1389fb1014584c7d3bba3fb0218a8ee263335fcb704d29224d8590223ac9fb68.jpg

2025-11-21 02:14:57 UTC

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Did he really say that, @nprofile…deta ?

2025-11-20 23:15:12 UTC

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Dang. I feel hit.

2025-11-19 15:53:51 UTC

I may be retarded AF but you'll never see me being reported on by @nprofile…m28h
Stay Blessed and Stack Harder

2025-11-18 20:30:04 UTC

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Please link. My wife needs this. I'll also order a wyze outlet plug so she can make sure she "unplugged it" after she's already left the house.

2025-11-16 14:19:24 UTC

I have this issue where I have to check things off a list. I can't be lazy and bed rot or even stay in sweatpants and a hoody for very long. If I wanna be lazy and scroll nostr, I have to take a break to wipe the counter, or between PUBG matches, go take the trash out or fold a load of towels before playing another.
Lazy fun has to be earned.
But today, I just don't wanna do ANYTHING and even thinking that makes me feel guilty for being a lazy fuck...

2025-11-15 14:41:56 UTC

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Thomas Massie and MTG are the only 2 that deserve reelection.

2025-11-14 17:26:32 UTC

I've previously made the analogy of nostr being like a high school cafeteria. Popular/celebrity npubs have their tables, and devs have theirs etc. We all see what's going on everywhere and there are "cliques" around but much like my actual HS experience, I find myself as the dude that just walks around eating my sandwich shaking hands with at least 1 person at most tables, or at least a knowing nod. I'm keeping my eye on the strange furry/weirdo/possible scammer kids' table and who they beef with, so I know they won't be stealing my chips, but I'm not getting dragged into anything when shit gets started.
I'm gonna go eat another peach gummy and take my wife on a lunch date. Y'all just Stay Blessed and Stack Harder.

2025-11-14 17:09:21 UTC

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Dude, you unfollow and follow me almost as often as the botrift bots. Honestly, Idgaf about what you do or who you beef with but this thread alone has put you on my sketchy npubs list. I'm not posting about scammers or making memes about npubs but you definitely aren't helping your case here. "Checking nostr through a friend" is absurd, because it would be easy enough to open nostr in another way and just browse EVERYTHING. No? Also, you keep coming back. If I were under "attack" I would just mute and move on 100%.... But I don't mute or do sketchy stuff so idk what that's like.

2025-11-14 16:57:19 UTC

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Who made a fool of me? I make a fool of myself. I vee logged a fucking oil change from my poverty garage.
Im not malicious toward anyone here. I joke a lot and some people may take me for an asshole (telluride called me a dick and muted me cause he has no sense of humor I guess) but I almost never mean to truly insult anyone. Except keynesians and commies. Fuck them.

2025-11-14 16:42:33 UTC

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I don't watch crime TV or much investigative stuff but this saga has my eyebrow raised... Lol
"Next week on Nostr Scam Hunters- will we find out who sent the dick pics? Or if there's a trans rasta behind multiple npubs? Tune in to find out!"

2025-11-14 12:08:13 UTC

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My last order on the book is at $95,420.69
Lower than that, I gotta talk to the Mrs about my Christmas present.

2025-11-14 11:28:00 UTC

Anyone else having problems with @nprofile…2xse getting stuck?
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2025-11-13 13:19:11 UTC

Today's #lunchcard. #GM nostr, may your #coffeechain be hot and not leftover from yesterday's pot.
https://blossom.primal.net/f382d55c3960690562e9d3e4b49c4ab77326ca7da9d729b950417f959e9430de.jpg

2025-11-12 23:51:51 UTC

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If you have kids or KNOW kids, you should give them the Tuttle Twins books or a magazine subscription. Watch the cartoon show with em too. They're hilarious and educational.
#nevent1q…4kvu

2025-11-12 21:17:47 UTC

Fuck the government.

2025-11-12 21:16:01 UTC

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Dunno. I usually order online. Lol but I would call and pay at pickup if they're taking SATs. Spend and replace baby. #endtheIRS

2025-11-12 13:36:08 UTC

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It would make sense if they were always called bitcoins. But normies have seen "BITCOIN REACHES NEW ATH OF $124K" and it's in their head that a single Bitcoin is out of reach. This renaming of SATs is going to cause more confusion that just "cents to a dollar, SATs to a Bitcoin."

2025-11-12 11:57:54 UTC

Hey nostr. #GM. I pray that today you overcome a hurdle, recognize a blessing in disguise or at the very least discover a silver lining to cling to. Everyone experiences tribulations but it's a choice to remain a victim.

2025-11-12 00:48:55 UTC

Do you
A. Leave the seat up.
B. Put the seat down.
Or
C. Water the grass behind the shed?

2025-11-11 13:38:28 UTC

My wife makes school lunches for my sons everyday. She includes a card with a joke, a "zany fact" and a hand scribbled "I love you."
I send 'em SATs everyday with a note.
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2025-11-11 12:03:08 UTC

Hey nostr, #GM.

2025-11-11 00:59:45 UTC

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They just go into setting ant activate the toggle. It'll generate a QR code and they can accept it. Keep the Bitcoin or have it swapped to USD.

2025-11-09 23:53:08 UTC

I use Primal, and Rizful and I post a #GM every morning, I'm still thuper-thycle level bullish, and I'm running V.28.1
How else can I be a contrarian today?

2025-11-09 13:03:58 UTC

If cyclists ride their bikes on the road, shouldn't they be required to carry insurance same as auto drivers?
Personally I prefer to just ban them from the roads. I think bicycles are great but "cyclists" are a group of special friends.

2025-11-08 18:53:04 UTC

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That's what she said.

2025-11-08 18:32:47 UTC

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I'm relatively new, and never experienced badges. How do I earn that one? I've GOT to be retarded enough....

2025-11-08 00:13:30 UTC

You can just use Primal.

2025-11-07 12:08:25 UTC

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Are y'all ever gonna hire a support team or fix your app to keep it from losing SATs in transfers to instant payment wallets?

2025-11-06 11:49:23 UTC

#GM nostr. May your coffee be hot, and your day be blessed.

2025-11-06 00:59:30 UTC

@nprofile…2xse makes paying my kids for chores SUPER convenient. "A thousand SATs to whoever does the dishes." "Take the trash out and I'll zap you 500."
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2025-11-05 00:33:46 UTC

How many of you got an order filled under $100kusd today? #asknostr

2025-11-04 01:56:38 UTC

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Now might be a real good time to learn about @nprofile…u4p9
#nevent1q…n8w4

2025-11-03 00:48:48 UTC

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You can keep your chairs if you need to keep your wife and kids, but SOMETHING has to go.
#nevent1q…c8kh
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2025-11-03 00:41:49 UTC

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It's a cuppa today. A dinner next year. An electric bill in 2028. A car payment in 2030. A mortgage payment in 2040. A house in 2095.

2025-11-01 23:25:51 UTC

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Flat. Boring. Slowly. Then SUDDENLY.
#nevent1q…5cu6

2025-10-31 10:51:24 UTC

"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message."
Go forth and #zap stuff.
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2025-10-30 02:08:13 UTC

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What was the distance?

2025-10-29 00:31:02 UTC

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Is it less biased and more truthful?

2025-10-28 00:58:18 UTC

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I just ate a node about 20 minutes ago. Delicious, and they make me sleep REALLY well after laughing at a few episodes of parks and rec.

2025-10-24 20:04:41 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/ce6654af70201817ebea136c3481dc37a40248f546aa76439ed2815a552d5ff3.jpg

2025-10-24 19:58:50 UTC

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For 40 years, indoctrination has been mistaken for education. I (a man that attended only 1 semester of community college) find myself consulting and educating folks with multiple college degrees displayed around their offices on a regular basis.
The conformatoriums worked well as designed for decades, but the cracks are growing and today's children learning through open source communication, rather than only systemic propagandists.

2025-10-15 12:56:59 UTC

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Is this not what they've been doing?

2025-10-15 11:53:43 UTC

#GM nostr.
Today, as we stress and fret over the many things we have to concern ourselves with, I hope you can take a moment to be grateful for all that you have been blessed with.
Perspective matters.
Stay blessed.

2025-10-13 15:39:53 UTC

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From whom?

2025-10-13 01:15:04 UTC

What am I? #GN nostr.
Stay blessed.
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2025-10-09 10:22:48 UTC

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Yeah you outed him and Maya for scamming folks right?

2025-10-09 10:18:59 UTC

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Did @nprofile…xr9f finally snap?
Or are you talking about scam boy?

2025-10-08 23:19:14 UTC

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Does the post not say today?

2025-10-08 21:13:30 UTC

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Yeah.... Ok.
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2025-10-06 21:29:43 UTC

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I don't think Hal is good with analyzing memes

2025-10-06 16:41:13 UTC

Hey @nprofile…deta can you describe me based on my notes and replies? What celebrity would you say I most resemble?

2025-10-03 21:34:53 UTC

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All these pics you post irritate me, because part of me believes you could be this posh, cause I know you got stacked early.
But part of me knows you don't roll like this cause you have crushed high life's in a Camry.
I feel gaslit.

2025-10-03 00:49:12 UTC

2/ #31days
Rough day
50 squats
100 pushups
2 mile walk.
1 @nprofile…z3ce BT(H)C node

2025-10-02 12:39:43 UTC

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I think he's still more humble than the other two. "Net worth" is misleading as his stocks will evaporate in the coming collapse. I don't believe he has yachts. Or multiple mansions. I'm no stan, but he isn't the most evil out of the top 3 or top 5 or top 20.

2025-10-02 11:15:32 UTC

#GM nostr.
Do you have A/C? A fridge? Running hot water? Obviously Internet. A car? Food security?
Most of us live in more luxury EVERY SINGLE DAY than the majority of kings throughout history and even Lord Jesus Christ ever experienced on this earth.
Perspective is important.
Stay Blessed.

2025-10-02 01:21:30 UTC

Sometimes it feels like Christmas in October.
@oshi makes some PHENOMENAL products. They're definitely #worththesats and packaged with care. #proofofdelivery
https://blossom.primal.net/9e51d5bb6681190400b96473c7892a44f7d3e5e084b9cd73dd6808b5eceef339.jpg

2025-09-30 18:00:59 UTC

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The only flags you'll find on my property are the Texas, American, and Gadsden.

2025-09-30 16:26:04 UTC

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I'm definitely left curving this. Does that mean I'm pro knots?

2025-09-30 13:24:54 UTC

Why does Strike take so long to confirm USD deposits? 10 days before I can sweep to cold storage? Dafuq?

2025-09-29 19:24:56 UTC

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This isn't X. We can call them retards.

2025-09-29 16:20:53 UTC

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I'm just a regular Dale Gribble....

2025-09-29 16:17:15 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/4c9959663c748d07ba773aa1a0f4f5206f60691401ad9e0b4064480a65e0b516.jpg

2025-09-29 15:52:25 UTC

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We Americans are so used to inserting ourselves EVERYWHERE and being the world's police and bully that we get pretty stuck on ourselves.
I have more respect for most foreigners than I do most American boomers with a net worth of over 2milusd. Their experiences and cultures still hold much virtue. The geriatric white bastards in DC on the other hand....

2025-09-29 15:42:55 UTC

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Ok let me clarify. When I (and most Americans) say fuck the boomers, we are LARGELY and almost totally referring to American boomers.
You come from strong European stock.
AMERICAN boomers are the weak men that created these hard times. Their hands are all over the geopolitics of the past 40 years.

2025-09-29 15:39:06 UTC

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I don't blame my boomer relatives for my misery. I love most of my family. I blame the ruling class (made up of mostly boomers) for fucking over the future.
There is nuance here, like there is everywhere. It's just REAL easy to say "fuckin boomers."

2025-09-29 15:36:26 UTC

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Not all acquaintances are friends.

2025-09-29 15:31:26 UTC

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The boomers get a lot of hate because life was easy for them and so they ignored all the shit that happened that led us to where we are. They enjoyed their blissful ignorance and voted in the politicians that have given us today. Go to school. Save retire is what they preached the vast majority of them. Anyway, that worked for them but it doesn't work for us. They didn't think about that because they were happy to remain blissfully ignorant. They largely makeup the body of politicians currently in office. They are the largest supporting group of military actions. They're not all evil but they all benefitted from gutting the future economies.

2025-09-29 15:18:40 UTC

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Not poor. Just selfish. They live in luxury with the spoils they plundered from our future.

2025-09-29 14:21:32 UTC

Stay humble. Stay non-compliant. Stay chambered. Stay blessed.

2025-09-29 00:30:12 UTC

I'm fucking sick of you node runners and your war.
I just wanna stack sats and live my life and one side of you twats is pushing to fuck it all up. Sort yourselves out and then kindly fuck off.
Everyone else: stay blessed. And #GN
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2025-09-28 18:58:28 UTC

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2025-09-28 16:18:40 UTC

Bitcoin is like ribeye. Best when still a little red.

2025-09-28 14:18:15 UTC

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That's sweet, but I'm too old lol. And while I'll gladly fight for my COUNTRY I will not fight for the government.

2025-09-28 14:06:06 UTC

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Oh I'm not defending the US government. They're trying to cripple us for sure. I just prefer to fight for my country rather than flee it.

2025-09-28 13:46:20 UTC

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I read it. Sounds good. But I can't decipher if I'm supposed to be pro knots or core. I've been here for almost 3 months and I'm still just as retarded I guess.

2025-09-28 13:33:12 UTC

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Absolutely not. As a Texan, I'm in the best place to stand my ground. Gray\black markets are emerging to fill the gaps created by government. Nostr is proof that they can't stop us if we refuse to comply.

2025-09-28 13:10:37 UTC

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Yeah. I told you, it's fucked. Lol

2025-09-28 12:57:19 UTC

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America has most drugs locked behind a prescription wall. It's fucked. If you want human meds you gotta go through a doctor or buy animal meds. Arkansas legalized OTC ivermectin but most states have not.

2025-09-28 12:50:58 UTC

Is there anyone in Arkansas that has started a hustle mailing ivermectin tablets? For sats? #asknostr

2025-09-28 12:30:09 UTC

#GM nostr. Try to connect with nature today, you don't have to build a chirp-cuterie. Get some sun. Meditate or pray. Take a moment to realign yourself. Stay blessed.
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2025-09-28 01:36:40 UTC

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It'll be worth a breakfast in a few years.

2025-09-28 01:24:33 UTC

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Nah. I just zap gms. They know. Lol

2025-09-27 16:51:58 UTC

#showandtellSaturday
Show me something cool.
This is my favorite throw pillow.
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2025-09-27 16:17:48 UTC

"You can just do things" needs to be shared more IRL. The people outside of Nostr don't seem to know it.

2025-09-27 16:15:39 UTC

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I'm a poor. 38. 2 sons. They're being raised as non-compliant extremists.
Force can fuck off.
Those people have been medicated and indoctrinated.

2025-09-27 14:23:13 UTC

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I agree, I think intent is far more important than the word used. Just like the Michael Scott rationale, I'll light-heartedly call my best friend, kids, and even my wife retarded when they do stupid shit, in jest. And it comes back when I do something equally retarded. Making fun of the mentally disabled on the other hand is in terrible taste.
I'm pretty sure that as God has a sense of humor, and Jesus hung out with some pretty "low-life folks," He understands that words are just tools the same way that swords and guns are just tools.
Without elon buying X I would have never found out about Nostr and traded up. At least not for a long time.

2025-09-27 14:12:29 UTC

I have a friend that wants to commit tax fraud. He has 12 nonkyc litecoin that he wants to swap for Bitcoin or gold. Is changelly totally FUCKED? Whats the safest way swap off exchanges? Gold is the easy option. #asknostr

2025-09-27 13:48:55 UTC

I just want to publicly thank Elon for bring back the word "retard." He is far from a savior but he DID save free speech when he lit that fire by buying Twitter.
https://blossom.primal.net/81085d2e5a632755e0e4f6b11bded068967eaf9a460adf00de0ba2b44d4c03cd.jpg

2025-09-27 12:08:54 UTC

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#GM nostr. I pray you have a wonderful Saturday and find some rules to break today.
#nevent1q…f9lh

2025-09-26 23:44:26 UTC

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So how many of y'all wear smart (cancer) watches and rings and other "wearable" stuff? it just seems too "Black Mirror" for me to trust. #asknostr
#nevent1q…y8k7

2025-09-26 23:41:20 UTC

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I have said for years, that me being an asshole is wholly independent of me being a good man.
I am kind and strive to do good. But if you ask my opinion then get offended, that's not going to count against me.

2025-09-26 21:30:21 UTC

#Proofofsteak
I feed my sons beef, not soy.
Stay blessed.
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2025-09-26 21:20:20 UTC

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I REALLY fucking love Nostr.
#nevent1q…l5xz

2025-09-26 20:26:23 UTC

Be what will make you proud.
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