joenakamoto
Joe Nakamoto

Gm ⛅️
Struggling with post iron man fatigue / emptiness
Not sure where to channel my energy
Hitting bottleneck after bottleneck with Joe nakamoto work - where I thought I would push my energy after
Wondering maybe I did the iron man to put off facing that I need to really sort out the Joe nakamoto work.
Also hitting the realisation that unless I hit 100k subs, it’s not gonna make decent money and I would’ve been *much* better off being a salaried employee for the past 2 years.
eeek

2025-10-18 06:21:32 UTC

Gm LFG
Iron Man Cascais
https://blossom.primal.net/bb90ebefe4c1abece663923fa012b9031d12dc48145b9b979430997e7f99b02b.mov

2025-10-10 12:34:22 UTC

I just scrolled all of the trending page for the past 24 hours and couldn't find a single excellent meme
NOSTR THIS IS NOT OKAY SOMEBODYCALL THE DEVS

2025-10-09 17:37:57 UTC

I have been disgustingly busy in the run up to the Iron Man next week
sorry nostrich!

2025-10-07 07:09:06 UTC

Looks like we broke £93k yesterday.
7 to go!
https://blossom.primal.net/8ec7e3702348ab8d95db591930b462bd01ca6698968ff66712e22d5516527862.jpg

2025-10-02 09:41:45 UTC

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Gm
I just spent 4 days working off grid in a van in south portugal and it sucked 🤣
VW camper + leisure battery + Starlink
I was delighted to be reunited with shade, a roof and plumbing this morning.
The main thing I take away from awkward experiences is that when I’m off grid I actually hate being online and I find it really hard to work!
#nevent1q…cf35

2025-09-29 06:55:51 UTC

Gm 🌞
200km LFG 🚲
https://blossom.primal.net/5dde2d412e0cf5d75556734512fc1a6c6701078b87967c1bac4a94c3519173a8.jpg

2025-09-27 16:10:52 UTC

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Guilty 🤣
#nevent1q…r2dl

2025-09-26 13:07:37 UTC

It’s pretty obvious why those bitcoin YouTuber accounts keep getting removed
There is a common thread but it’s a bit mean of me to point out who and why

2025-09-26 09:20:11 UTC

Kinda sad to see accounts who use to post a lot on here not posting anymore 😢
Make Nostr active again!!

2025-09-25 10:52:18 UTC

Woah 🤩
My videos about Bitcoin in the real world get way more views than I did while working as a reporter at Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph Youtube channel has 220k+ subscribers.
i have a tenth of that!
Back yourself!
https://blossom.primal.net/b17287d639c3a4c805d4311c3182a5c66b4c1ed58ab85a5b7a56ff1a9da73f37.png

2025-09-25 09:11:32 UTC

GM NOSTR
biting off more than I can chew since I can remember
lfg

2025-09-24 22:59:38 UTC

The one thing I really notice when hosting crypto or ai conferences is there is no ideology
Bitcoin confs - particularly the smaller ones - have a shared ethos of belief system
I don’t wanna call it a religion or a cult because it categorically is not. But there is something there that goes far beyond the tech

2025-09-24 12:08:38 UTC

Just spoke to a very important Swiss banker type who said the probability of ethereum being hacked is “quasi zero”
I was like bro …really? Basically zero?
I’m way out of the loop with ethereum and all that stuff but maybe the giga brains on Nostr have more informed opinions on this
#AskNostr

2025-09-23 14:55:51 UTC

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That’s my jam! 🤙

2025-09-23 14:00:06 UTC

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lol classic

2025-09-23 13:58:57 UTC

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Dude that sounds absolutely grim. For charity or just fancied a silly challenge?

2025-09-23 12:25:51 UTC

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Tell me about it!! 🫠

2025-09-23 12:25:40 UTC

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Hosting events like these I realise it’s gonna take decades

2025-09-23 12:25:17 UTC

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I don’t even know lol

2025-09-23 11:42:27 UTC

I’m mc for the next 2 days at the CV summit in Zurich
Blockchain digital assets and AI 😯
Loads of banks.
Loads of people hold btc; loads of people are excited about stables (you could say the same about some btc conferences… hmmmm)
https://blossom.primal.net/68d56317e6e39f475268801ca56abf89c5117867a91c18a9554e07f7a57c4363.jpg

2025-09-23 06:50:29 UTC

Gm from Zurich 🇨🇭
When did everyone in Europe start dressing in the same 3 colours: navy, grey, black

2025-09-23 06:49:33 UTC

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Waaaat? Where did you do it? Full marathon without training?!!
Also what did you eat 🤣

2025-09-23 06:48:32 UTC

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I post about once a day apart from a brief holiday. Sorry if I’m not posting enough for you.

2025-09-22 14:00:40 UTC

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Yeeeeoooooo 🤙 🤙
Proud of myself.
Completed the full triathlon yesterday in a decent enough time.
I could have pushed the swim harder but the Australian thing where you go in and out the water segment totally goosed me.
Swallowed loads of water and took an elbow to the neck straight after lol.
I pushed the bike a bit too hard but I wanted to - and it was fun! Cruising at 45km/h+ with the tailwind section was a rush.
I went easy on the run to protect my foot. It gave me grief after10km so I popped a painkiller and cracked on.
I reckon I will just have to dig deep and grind out the iron man marathon segment in 3 weeks.
Kinda terrified, kinda excited.
Primal is not letting me upload photos rn but I did the full 100km in 4 hours 16
2k swim
80k bike
18k run
#nevent1q…99rh

2025-09-22 13:49:38 UTC

Activity on here does seem to be dwindling
Anyone got the stats on Nostr growth atm? Feels quieter week on week!

2025-09-20 18:25:09 UTC

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Thank you. Great advice

2025-09-20 17:19:08 UTC

Gm Nostr ⛅️
Tomorrow I travel 70 miles on my chest, a bike seat and my feet.
Given my broken foot this summer and a bastard plantar fasciitis, the plan is to
Hammer the swim 🏊‍♂️
Pound the bike 🚲
Jog walk the run 💨
Conditions are sunny and windy (classic portugal)
It is my last “simulation” before I attempt a full iron man
Wish meh luck 🏆 🍀
https://blossom.primal.net/32d1475905dd7e29dfd73e8627134674bca0138860b78313840d585d0d9e80cd.jpg

2025-09-18 13:03:24 UTC

My goal for 2025 was 21,000 subs and 1 million views
I hit it today 🥳
—
My goal for 2024 was 10,000 subs
I started the year at 1,000.
I hit it in March this year.
—
Growth on the Internet is so wild
Thank you, Nostr, for helping me get more and more real world bitcoin content out to the world! 🌍 💜
https://blossom.primal.net/a8e244fe755f432185120094e1bf10f5c7ed104d9b626c8ead40c15008009466.jpg

2025-09-17 17:29:08 UTC

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I have an iron man in a month. Then over the winter I’m gonna do the FTP builder on Zwift! Do you Zwift?

2025-09-17 10:39:16 UTC

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Beaut. I don’t do this enough

2025-09-17 10:39:01 UTC

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Influencooooor! 😊

2025-09-17 10:38:09 UTC

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Not quite max but near enough. Ftp is Basically the wattage you can sustain for a 20 min period

2025-09-17 10:37:19 UTC

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Yessir. Nice nice!

2025-09-17 10:37:11 UTC

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Thank you sir. I’ve gotta beat my brother at 4.7 w/kg by December 2026

2025-09-17 10:36:46 UTC

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Aha i used to ride as a teenager a bit. Now it’s a data junkie dream! Makes it more addictive

2025-09-17 10:36:15 UTC

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Blink Bitcoin wallet mostly!

2025-09-16 18:39:35 UTC

Just set a new FTP on the bike 🚲
Yeehaaa. Goal is 4w per kg by the end of the year!
If you know what that means you’ll know I’m pretty buzzed.

2025-09-14 08:27:12 UTC

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the post in question
thanks again you lovely lot
#nevent1q…vrj5

2025-09-14 08:18:38 UTC

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ICYMI
https://youtu.be/LRSQSkiil0M

2025-09-14 08:17:45 UTC

GM YOU CRAZY SONS OF TEAPOTS 🫖
Thanks for helping get this (frankly wonderful) video in front of more and more people!
💜 💜
bitcoin is changing the world yeeehaaa!
https://blossom.primal.net/cd85fa85e10a7cecc8ad5637c16b9a34650c76533aeb69db08392bf4b02c6d40.png

2025-09-13 10:59:40 UTC

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Kenyans are just great people!

2025-09-13 10:59:14 UTC

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Fck me that’s awesome. Obviously I wanna see that!! Possibly in February next year

2025-09-13 10:58:34 UTC

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I didn’t know this. Where can I find more?

2025-09-13 08:40:16 UTC

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Gm 🌞
Queue this video up this weekend
Promise you’ll be like, fck yeah bitcoin is cool
And give @nprofile…4t4w a follow!
#nevent1q…x6vh

2025-09-12 20:36:32 UTC

This was one of my favourite videos I think I’ve ever worked on
I BLOODY LOVE WHAT THEYRE DOING IN KENYA with bitcoin 🇰🇪
Please do me a massive favour and share this around! 💜 ⚡️
https://youtu.be/LRSQSkiil0M

2025-09-11 19:33:26 UTC

It is the evening to turn off the WiFi l and read books about sporting achievement

2025-09-11 13:04:20 UTC

Opens Nostr
Sees a guy who I once saw in a youtube debate getting shot in the neck
Closes Nostr
RIP that poor bloke. Wtaf

2025-09-10 10:00:33 UTC

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HAHAHAHAHHA. Have 6

2025-09-10 10:00:05 UTC

The poor old nan next to me in the café was rejected for a coffee and a pastel because she only had a 100€ note
“We don’t accept those notes anymore”
Yes dw, I bought it for her.
And yes of course, in the eyes of the EU she is a money launderer 🫠
Study bitcoin.

2025-09-09 18:18:10 UTC

I love it
https://blossom.primal.net/fc3ecb00231c01389f3a508184a465993ab3d16e2da80b8b8d00236eaca38a35.jpg

2025-09-09 16:29:02 UTC

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Okay?

2025-09-09 16:26:16 UTC

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1. Good memes. Good people. Get off Twitter. I don’t feel like I’m being followed or targeted. Zaps!
2. Idkwym
3. Sounds glamorous and deep.

2025-09-09 16:23:32 UTC

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Idkwym

2025-09-09 16:22:26 UTC

So does this npm hack affect zaps

2025-08-26 12:15:12 UTC

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Someone fact check this it seems v fishy

2025-08-26 12:14:24 UTC

Feels very quiet on here lately
Are you all on nostr holiday

2025-08-26 12:12:42 UTC

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I remember you explaining this in Helsinki. Still blows my mind

2025-08-26 12:11:53 UTC

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If that’s a threat then I’m Satoshi

2025-08-25 18:58:17 UTC

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295 just now. hoping to hit 300 before the iron man!
but that means nothing without knowing my weight!
yourself?

2025-08-25 18:57:29 UTC

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fair enough

2025-08-25 18:57:19 UTC

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hola!! 🇲🇽
I will upload them soon 🗡️

2025-08-25 18:56:56 UTC

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TIL you can cycle in Dubai! Sure!
Is it popular there?

2025-08-25 15:12:36 UTC

gm 🌅 🇵🇹
are we still vlogging?
#vlog1
https://blossom.primal.net/3512c63034b453381e62c13b0913d49a15cdd05f193c1c2036fd3e25e361bcb0.mov

2025-08-22 15:53:46 UTC

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Respect. If if was slightly closer to the coast I would genuinely be v v interested

2025-08-22 15:35:31 UTC

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man I feel your pain!!
Where was the original IM?
And have you seen there's a half IM in El Salvador next year? I'm tempted by it!

2025-08-20 16:15:01 UTC

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happy birthday Paulo!

2025-08-20 14:23:19 UTC

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oooo that would be awesome. Something @nprofile…p6dz might be interested in sponsoring? They're the most 'active' freedom company I know

2025-08-20 13:11:25 UTC

Shout out to @nprofile…v3s5 for taking awesome photos during @nprofile…nzfe
https://blossom.primal.net/6a7c39c62912554b76e6eee17456b39d5d987ef81dde7a2d01cce64c2ba7ead5.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/3b875a205afdf6cd02c499a5581dcbf9b3df0c3aa243637b4e68547ff462aa10.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/a37f83051db9d4270f9966c5cc14e39d39404d81ed286c43b34041dd1e1982bc.jpg

2025-08-20 08:14:06 UTC

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Like a virtual world for static at home cycling. V good for training - I’m currently preparing for an iron man and when the roads are busy or wet Zwift really helps. But it’s kind of a cult among cyclistsj

2025-08-20 08:13:24 UTC

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Decent fans!

2025-08-19 07:03:16 UTC

Gm 🌅
Any Nostriches on #Zwift ?
#Nostri #Nostriathlon
https://blossom.primal.net/a852720c56755af2199b1b2a949e6d8a9dd1140e9a9085ec7e3b35df1fbdcbaf.jpg

2025-08-17 06:17:04 UTC

So @nprofile…kyt2 kinda stole the show at @nprofile…rmyd
Heroic stuff

2025-08-17 06:14:56 UTC

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Nope! But sounds cool. Added to the list 🤙

2025-08-16 13:02:38 UTC

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Guilty
#nevent1q…cflt

2025-08-16 12:26:25 UTC

Surprise @nprofile…vg25 on the main stage at @npub1w2e…pmgp
https://blossom.primal.net/d09722fdafe7b3e8410adc56bd057b13308f3b712f7c7ef37886d2da8707b733.jpg

2025-08-16 07:16:39 UTC

My fiancé texts me saying “sorry I’m running late, I’m having breakfast with Adam”
Me: “Adam Back?”
Sophie: “yep”
Me:’Our grandkids are gonna be so blown away ya know”

2025-08-15 07:50:19 UTC

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So far!!

2025-08-15 07:14:12 UTC

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I like the coin ⚡️

2025-08-15 07:11:24 UTC

See you in Hel 🇫🇮 🧡
@npub1w2e…pmgp
https://blossom.primal.net/eb5229aa5785a834d9d2eff65235fcc83a440d5414221db10cb79732ebd3e099.jpg

2025-08-14 17:29:07 UTC

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good comment, thanks Thomas!

2025-08-14 17:28:28 UTC

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YES FINALLY AN EXCELLENT POD TO QUEUE UP!!!!

2025-08-14 17:28:10 UTC

for a heartbeat I thought I'd made it and brave might wanna sponsor me 🫠
https://blossom.primal.net/6d1a5a3f63aac9b18e38d52c8212e5e30862b69fc086a9cda0438635b0c32a3c.png

2025-08-12 16:07:21 UTC

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This was one of my worst performing episodes
(So do I stop begging?!)
#nevent1q…d87g
#nevent1q…d87g

2025-08-12 16:05:58 UTC

Who has the meme of the dude being like wow at a graph of a coin crashing for the past 5 years …celebrating the 2% pump today?
I need it to explain to someone who is long Eth and thinks they’re doing great 🫠
#AskNostr

2025-08-08 11:07:11 UTC

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Why is this kinda thing trending on Nostr
#nevent1q…u7wt

2025-08-08 11:06:26 UTC

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Why on earth is this shit trending

2025-08-08 11:05:31 UTC

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Yo @nprofile…gxvq I tried to set him up with swissbitcoinpay
Could I ask Charlie to give him a call?

2025-08-08 11:04:57 UTC

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Haha we all do! It’s a lesson for us all

2025-08-08 11:04:46 UTC

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I used to be quite direct and yes I would try to onboard every business.
After a few years of this I now build a relationship before broaching bitcoin.
With this guy it was my second visit and while trying in a pair of shoes I joked that I’d get the expensive pair “when bitcoin hits 130k”
He says “isn’t it like 115 now?”
And I was like hell yeah this guy is into it.
If he was like “wtf are you talking about” I wouldn’t bother ya know

2025-08-08 10:47:20 UTC

I onboarded a bike shop this morning.
My forte is definitely onboarding sports shops.
Anyway, the owner is like “how do I do it through? I’ve not accepted btc before …but I’m a believer!”
I’m like no stress I can send to whatever you want today onchain or lightning then I’ll link you with someone Portuguese who can explain best how to become a merchant.
So I send to his ledger app on his phone.
And he’s just casually like yeah send it here….
AND THERES A MOTHAFUCKING WHOLE BITCOIN ON IT.
no shitcoins, just a 1.something in bitcoin.
🤯
I shouldn’t be surprised - there’s at least 2 bitcoin worth of gear in his store.
But still.
Always cool seeing a bitcoin in the wild!

2025-08-06 17:38:40 UTC

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Yeeeee man keep posting

2025-08-06 17:38:19 UTC

Who is going to btchel next week?
https://blossom.primal.net/3e6acb80c803c3b3327c93b1e7206a531db74d5572f650c5950b8995ce1be2eb.jpg

2025-08-06 10:56:43 UTC

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so you don't know what I did with the the money I begged for?
Shows you didn't watch the video and instead you jumped on your high horse to judge me.
Watch the video(s) then judge me.

2025-08-06 10:53:06 UTC

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In the next 2 weeks

2025-08-05 18:48:32 UTC

Konstantin is not usually to my taste but this is pretty compelling :/
https://youtu.be/AU3c_ojjZh4

2025-08-05 15:55:13 UTC

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not if we zap you first?

2025-08-05 15:54:52 UTC

are you travelling from South Africa to Europe soon?
Or do you know of anyone travelling from Cape Town to Europe?
I need something delivered but the shipping is 85+euros.. so I'm looking for a nostr mule 😉
Would be awesome if you could help transport it over seas and naturally I pay in Zaps
🇿🇦
PS it's not contraband it's a tri suit... very legal, you can check it before lol
#AskNostr